Turns out alcohol is such a powerful drug, it makes operating a toilet/utilizing a bathroom so confusing that vom-ming on yourself and sidewalks feels proper. Now I see why I always had to clean the sides of the toilet, the sink, and the tub at State St. Ugh. The one day I have to open at a pizza store in my entire career.

It's good to see everyone on weekends(-inhibitions), I need to stop working Fri and Saturday this semester. I haven't eaten meat in 6 days, I feel good. Cakewalk classes and lots of free time make new love a lucrative prospect. It's too bad nothing's legit and social powerplays rule the scene....

So concludes one of the worst work nights of my life, scheduled from 530 till close at Papas. Well, I made more money than i would have at Slice, going home with roughly 10 bucks an hour in cash, + a 5.15 per hour paycheck(-taxes of course). We stop taking phone calls at 12:30, but I had to stay and close until 245. Turns out that with roughly ( Read more... )

Im going to work tomorrow for in-store training. At Papa Johns, haha. Big change, but apparently they make damn good money on the road, and do like 3x as much business as the old store. The bad thing is I have to wear khakies...ugh.

So today the mystery of my extremely wealthy downstairs neighbor, who uses my apartment building as a townhouse, drives a new porsche 911, and owns and lives on a horse farm, was solved. He's the son of former senate majority whip Trent Lott.....LO-fucking-L. Hilarious, considering Robert P and I were just talking about the old south, and how ( Read more... )

My Morning Jacket's new album seems like an affront to rock n' roll at first, but it kicks ass in the end. They are a fucking consistent band with an admirable new sound. Now that I've procrastinated even further, and have 11 hours till my paper is due, the album has inspired me on first listen. Good thing I saved a doubleshot for an all-nighter

Just got into the fridge to find something and came up with a cylinder of cookie dough, perfect for eating cold with a spoon. Then I realized that I actually lost my job today...

So I Finally got fired from Slice today. Apparently I was overly indignant to some customers, who were jail employees, who then told my boss they thought about arresting me for the way I was acting. In reality, I said only that I didnt want to wait ten minutes, and if i turned my head and didnt thank them it was becuase they made me wait and ( Read more... )

I was one of the kids who didn't mind going back to school at all. I'm still the same....Having a class schedule and hanging out with groups of peers is satisfying. Even though I won't be very scholarly as usual, the thought of being in college keeps me happier than being just a stoner pizza boy. Hopefully we can form a lunch table somewhere on ( Read more... )

Flew into Boston today amidst the crazy sox fans and hustle/bustle of the NE. Drove through lots of jelly and fudge producing vacation towns and riverside industrial wastelands to arrive at my golfing/archery/falconing(that's right...fuckin falcon taming) retreat in the Green Mountains...This place is kind of lame for me, but if i were a trendy ( Read more... )