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[shrouded_reaper]

[A Ninja has wandered into the town square. But he's not here to assassinate anyone tonight! No, instead, Shadow is... feeling an insatiable urge to perform for whoever happens to wander by. He is Deadly Serious about this

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[esper_flight]

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....Terra's groceries are scattered on the ground, forgotten. She stares with her mouth hanging open, unable to form a coherent thought.]

[shrouded_reaper]

[Shadow continues his weird martial-artsy dance thing, noticing Terra as he removes the scarf-like piece from his head and flings it about before tossing it at her. WITH AWESOME ACCURACY OF COURSE.]

[esper_flight]

[...what. Terra doesn't catch it, as she's busy being frozen in place, so instead the scarf drapes over her head. She snaps out of it just enough to remove the piece, though a moment later, wishes she hadn't.]

Shadow...what.....

[shrouded_reaper]

[Oh, good, because when she looks she'll see chest armor coming off, including the pointy bits on his shoulders, which get cast aside, and then other things...]

It's all I know how to do.

[It's said in his typical cold tone, the kind that does NOT allow for arguments. At all.]

[mikangirl]

[This is the sound of a bag of groceries being dropped.]

Uh...

[oda_hates_me]

[These are the moments Sanji is eternally grateful for accompanying Nami-san because right now ... gonna cut right to the chase and ask what everyone is wondering]

Oi.

What the fuck are you doing?

[shrouded_reaper]

...

[He's too SRS BSNSS for words right now. Instead he'll take off the scarf thingy from his headpiece and wave it around... mimicking things he's seen happen in bars. It's obvious he's not at all skilled in this sort of thing and yet. THE COMPULSION.]

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[mikangirl]

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[demoncutter]

[ Today is a fine day to be outside! ... probably. Fine or not, Zoro is outside, getting his bearings (still?) around the town. It's then he spots Shadow. That's... weird.

... wait, is he stripping?! ]

[demoncutter]

[ He is. ]

[demoncutter]

[ ... ]

[demoncutter]

[black_onslaught]

[Ragna doesn't want to see what he takes off next, but his stare at says "you're a freaking idiot" is directed at Shadow nonetheless.]

Are you stupid?

[shrouded_reaper]

[Shadow flings his cape-thing at Ragna and proceeds to do his little dance...]

Just serving my purpose.

[Because yes this is TOTALLY PRACTICAL.]

[black_onslaught]

[Sidestepping and possibly flailing his arms in case it decided to grow wings and fly at him.]

You're purpose is real disturbing, buddy! I don't want that!

[shrouded_reaper]

[Various other parts of armor are coming off, but it's always the face thing which takes a very long time to get to. And he's just swaying to... whatever sort of music is in his head. It just looks like someone used to fighting TRYING to dance.]

I stopped caring about wants and desires long ago...

[driven_bydreams]

[Walking, walking... okay, what the fuck? Frol stops and looks at the weird Ninja person, blinking.]

...

Looks like a strip tease gone wrong.

[shrouded_reaper]

Wrong or not, it's my job.

[And one thing Shadow knows, it's DOING ONE'S JOB TO COMPLETION. You can't get paid otherwise. Mercenary habits and all. He immediately gets more into the dancing when he sees he's got an audience. Then takes off his scarf thing and plays with it teasingly before flinging it right toward her!]

[driven_bydreams]

[Dodges the scarf and watches it gently float down. That got boring real quick, so he looks back at Shadow. EGAD HIS POOR EYES.]

Ew, gross. You're in public!

...Besides, I don't have any money with me.

[shrouded_reaper]

No one's got money here... but I've still got to have a purpose.

[As a fighte A STRIPPER! Naturally. Shadow carries on dancing heedless of the reaction, removing more pieces of armor as he goes along.]