[A Ninja has wandered into the town square. But he's not here to assassinate anyone tonight! No, instead, Shadow is... feeling an insatiable urge to perform for whoever happens to wander by. He is Deadly Serious about this.]
[He starts dancing, the motions looking more like he's going through the steps of fighting than anything else, but he doesn't have any other skill to draw on. He removes the
cape-like clothing that's around his waist and swings it about in a provocative way. Or... what he thinks is provocative. :D Then after some more waving it about, that item is flung off to the side.]
[COME SEE WHAT HE TAKES OFF NEXT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.]