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[shrouded_reaper]

[A Ninja has wandered into the town square. But he's not here to assassinate anyone tonight! No, instead, Shadow is... feeling an insatiable urge to perform for whoever happens to wander by. He is Deadly Serious about this

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[mikangirl]

[This is the sound of a bag of groceries being dropped.]

Uh...

[oda_hates_me]

[These are the moments Sanji is eternally grateful for accompanying Nami-san because right now ... gonna cut right to the chase and ask what everyone is wondering]

Oi.

What the fuck are you doing?

[shrouded_reaper]

...

[He's too SRS BSNSS for words right now. Instead he'll take off the scarf thingy from his headpiece and wave it around... mimicking things he's seen happen in bars. It's obvious he's not at all skilled in this sort of thing and yet. THE COMPULSION.]

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[mikangirl]

[mikangirl]

...you know, I think you need to move your hips more.

[oda_hates_me]

[Oh dear god he did not just hear that]

N-NAMI-SAN!

[shrouded_reaper]

[Shadow glares slightly, but he must not let the comments interrupt him! He flings the scarf toward Nami. Then he's proceeding to take off other bits of armor from his chest...]

[mikangirl]

[Catching the scarf. Not entirely sure she wants to be here for more stripping, mind, but she can't quite help herself. This is the most ludicrous thing she's seen all week.]

And glaring isn't attractive. Try smiling!

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[oda_hates_me]

[His mind, you're breaking it. More than the male stripper who is fast approaching PG-13 areas]

N-nami-san, please avert your eyes!!

[oda_hates_me]

[as for Shadow]

OI! YOU!

This is a fuckin public area! Go do your shitty strip tease somewhere else! You're 100 years too late for Nami-san anyway, bastard.

[shrouded_reaper]

No chance at stopping... It's all I have left.

[His attitude is amazingly THE SAME AS EVER despite this crazy need to expose himself. And now, lady and gentleman, along with some more (supposedly) sexy "dance" moves he will uncover something that never sees the light of day...]

[.........]

[HIS FACE.]

[mikangirl]

[All he has left...? Uh. Okay, this is starting to go from hilarious to a little creepy, but nevertheless that's a cute enough face.

...also, he's going to keep going until he's naked, isn't he? fff, that's not something she wants to see. And also:]

You'll freeze out here, you know.

[oda_hates_me]

I'm starting to think he doesn't really give a shit.

[now that he's got some of that flailing out of his system, Sanji is openly staring and wondering what's going on. The guy doesn't seem the type to strip for no reason.]

Why don't you strip inside, idiot? Children might be out here! [he's not concerned.. just... weirded out]

[shrouded_reaper]

I've never cared before... why start?

[But even with the dancing he's getting pretty chilly. Also, there is the consideration of... well, shrinkage. SEE HE'S STILL THINKING PRACTICALLY ...KIND OF. As he's considering, he fixates a very serious stare while at the same time flinging his belt out ...almost teasingly. ALMOST.]

[mikangirl]

[SDKFSDKFSD like everyone else here you are rapidly approaching DO NOT WANT territory.]

Uh ... Sanji-kun.

[oda_hates_me]

.... So, are we done here, Nami-san? [He is willing to kick ass for you, you know that, but somehow he feels a strategical retreat is best suited for no-- his eyes]