22nd Shoe of Baileys - Action/Phone

[shoeofbaileys]

[Locked to 1671 Albright Lane]

[Well hey, the horrible fishmonster who lives with you seems pretty happy today family. See, he kind of got something important in the mail today, yes sir. In fact, Old Gregg's even made breakfast

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[phone]

[geassedmassacre]

Man...gina? I don't think I understand.

[phone]

[shoeofbaileys]

Yes ma'am. Mangina.

Old Gregg a he and he got a vagina. What all else you need to know?

[phone]

[geassedmassacre]

[There is nothing but a long, long silence on the other end. You can sort of hear Euphie breathing if you listen closely though, because she hasn't hung up.

She just hasn't formulated a response to that yet.]

[phone]

[shoeofbaileys]

[And Gregg will just politely wait in silence.]

'M Old Gregg!

[Well, sort of.]

phone;

[seetails]

... Magina? Seriously?

phone;

[shoeofbaileys]

You got a problem with Old Gregg's downstairs mix-up?

phone;

[seetails]

Well...now, but what exactly is a 'mangina'?

phone;

[shoeofbaileys]

How come no one here know what a mangina is, hmm?

You all stupid?

[no_indoor_voice]

[stares at the food]

I'll pass.

[Someone's a grumpy bear, seeing as all he got back was scars and epilepsy, and Haruhi's been droned.]

[shoeofbaileys]

What, you all wanna be sticks and bones forever.

Gotta get some fat on your fuckin' face, yes sir.

[Just pushing it towards you, Tybalt.]

[no_indoor_voice]

I'll eat at the shop. Consider it... more for you.

[shoeofbaileys]

What are you crazy?

Old Gregg ain't gonna eat this shit.

[action]

[swinish_beast]

[Basini looks mildly interested, then repulsed. He got his school uniform back, yes sir. Looking stylish as hell.]
I... don't have the money, I'm afraid.

[action]

[shoeofbaileys]

Well maybe you all can give Old Gregg something else, yes sir.

Re: [action]

[swinish_beast]

[He puts up his hands.]
All I have are cigarettes.

[And he's not sharing those, no sir. They are valuable bargaining tools. He tries to circle Gregg a little and if at all possible, dart off.]

[action]

[shoeofbaileys]

[Sorry, at the moment Old Gregg is on you like white on rice to try and block your escape, Basini.]

How about all a sample then?

phone

[shoeofbaileys]

But it all a part of Old Gregg. You all gotta know all about Old Gregg and love all of Old Gregg.

[shoeofbaileys]

What if Old Gregg don't want you to all be a stranger, hmmm?

Maybe Old Gregg wanna know you. Then you gotta know Old Gregg.