22nd Shoe of Baileys - Action/Phone

[shoeofbaileys]

[Locked to 1671 Albright Lane]

[Well hey, the horrible fishmonster who lives with you seems pretty happy today family. See, he kind of got something important in the mail today, yes sir. In fact, Old Gregg's even made breakfast

Comments

[action]

[swinish_beast]

[Basini looks mildly interested, then repulsed. He got his school uniform back, yes sir. Looking stylish as hell.]
I... don't have the money, I'm afraid.

[action]

[shoeofbaileys]

Well maybe you all can give Old Gregg something else, yes sir.

Re: [action]

[swinish_beast]

[He puts up his hands.]
All I have are cigarettes.

[And he's not sharing those, no sir. They are valuable bargaining tools. He tries to circle Gregg a little and if at all possible, dart off.]

[action]

[shoeofbaileys]

[Sorry, at the moment Old Gregg is on you like white on rice to try and block your escape, Basini.]

How about all a sample then?

Re: [action]

[swinish_beast]

[Eep!]

What is it even? Paint?

[[action]

[shoeofbaileys]

Paint?

It make-up stupid. They got make-up where you from, don't they?

Re: [[action]

[swinish_beast]

Not for boys--

[He'll assume you're a boy, Gregg, on the basis of voice.]

[[action]

[shoeofbaileys]

Why not?

Make-up be for all whoever you want it to be for.

[And Gregg'll keep pushing it in your face.]

Re: [[action]

[swinish_beast]

You're wearing makeup right now, aren't you?

[action]

[shoeofbaileys]

[And Gregg just smiles and nods enthusiastically.]

Yes sir. Thank you for noticing sir.

Looks good on Old Gregg, doesn't it?

Re: [action]

[swinish_beast]

[Basini makes a face of utter EUGH.]

... yes, sir.

Re: [action]

[shoeofbaileys]

That's right and it'll look good on you too you know how to put it on right.

Re: [action]

[swinish_beast]

[his eyes flicker between Gregg's face and the tray thrust in front of him]

... uh-huh.