3rd Shoe of Baileys - Phone then Action

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg find out he supposed to be watchin’ children, cause that’s what this old town told him to do. And Old Gregg don’t wanna turn into one of those creepy shits that ain’t got no mind and don’t do nothing, like the two little ones livin’ in Old Gregg’s house.

So who wanna let Old Gregg take care of their children?

[Action]

[Feel free to

Comments

[convallariaceae]

[Oh look, there's a full grown man sneaking around on her street. Normally this wouldn't really be anything Yuuka would pay attention to...but she's a bit bored and this intrigues her. Old Gregg may suddenly find the woman has silently approached him from behind as he heads toward her neighbor's house.]

My my...and what goes on here?

[shoeofbaileys]

[He jerks around at the noise, staring at you for a moment.]

Old Gregg just going for a walk, yes ma'am.

[convallariaceae]

I see, I see.

You seem polite enough, but tell me, why were you darting around through bushes and backyards?

[shoeofbaileys]

Seemed like a short cut, yes ma'am. And gonna surprise some motherlicker. That's what Old Gregg's all about today.

Surprises.

[numanstan]

[oh god oh god oh god

Yeah, he's barricaded himself in the upstairs bathroom with a shovel. You may hear his tears.]

[shoeofbaileys]

[He's just...fucking around downstairs at the moment, screaming your name and his as he throws things this way and that. From the sound of it, he's probably broken at least one lamp by this point.

He finally heads upstairs, knocking on each door. He knows where you probably are, Vince, but he's just fucking around with you at the moment.

He stops at the bathroom door, knocks on it, and then waits a moment.]

Hey Stumpy, you in there?

IT'S OLD GREGG!!

[numanstan]

Nope, I'm not in right now! Please leave a message after the beep!

[TRYING TO SMASH THE WINDOW OPEN]

Beeeeeeeeeep!

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg's got a message for Vince.

Hey Vince. Old Gregg wanna know where Howard is. Then Old Gregg not gonna have to pull out your lungs and saute 'em.

[Oh, he can hear that slamming, Vince. He's going to try and kick against the door. It's bulging in, but it doesn't seem to be giving yet.]

[wimpyvampire]

...You have to take care of children?

*HE SUDDENLY feels obligated to keep his drone kids inside*

[shoeofbaileys]

Yes sir. That's right sir.

You enjoyin' them pants Old Gregg gave ya'?

[wimpyvampire]

They were only temporary.

*MEANING he changed pants when he got home*

[shoeofbaileys]

Then you better be bringing them pants you borrowed back to Old Gregg.

[jazz_trance]

[Oh lord.]

...You're a babysitter?

[shoeofbaileys]

Yes sir.

You need Old Gregg take care of your children, Howard? Old Gregg give you a good price.