The Flora Legacy: 4.2
98 IMAGES UNDER THE CUT. ALSO, AN OVER ABUNDANCE OF TODDLER CUTENESS AND USE OF CAT MACRO SPEECH BY SAID TODDLERS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
LAST TIME on the Flora Legacy... Andrea was killed in a freak electrocution accident. After her death, Greenbean went a bit mad and became a gay british man (cherrio, pip pip!). Sprout, the third generation heir, met and married Tristen, a gorgeous red-head. And right at the end of the update, she gave birth to twins, Snapdragon and Datura.
Oh, and if you're confused, I got a rename token. So floralegacy is now shoefleesims.
This is the newly designed nursery! I think its pretty.
Bluebell has discovered the babies.
Bluebell: It's skin is BLUE.
Bluebell: *plays with baby* *giggles* This is actually kind of fun.
What? You are NOT Bluebell.
Sprout: *doesn't fail at parenting*
And then immediately after, he fails.
But have no fear! It's... BLUEBELL?!?!? to the rescue?!?
Yeah. She actually handed Snapdragon to Tristen and then went to pick up Datura. I'm frightened.
Yeah, I have an obsession with taking pictures of these. So?
Woohoo! Go Sprout!
Greenbean gets a phone call from a friend.
Greenbean: *british accent* Aye up, me duck, how goes it? *listens* Ugh you want to take a holiday and see the world? Oh no, darling, we simply can't have that! The world is disgusting and dirty!
Greenbean: It's full of pollution from factories. Can you IMAGINE what that would do to your hair, love?
Greenbean: You say if we all recycle we can save the world and clean it up? Really?
Greenbean: Well I myself am more concerned with how bad recycled shampoo is for your HAIR!
Tristen has discovered some notes that Bluebell wrote on parenting.
Tristen: Hmm. It says here that when babies are emitting a green smoke, it is best to feed them.
Tristen: Er, I don't think this is working!
Have I mentioned lately that Sprout rocks? Well, he does.
Tristen: *closes eyes and sprays powder in general direction of baby* If I don't look, maybe it won't be so gross?
Sprout: Ah, what do I do? MAKE IT STOP CRYING!
YES!!! *pumps fist in air* Second LTW for Bluebell. I was going to try for her third, but it ended up being a career one (Become professional party guest) instead. She's already had become Hall of Famer and then become Celeb Chef, I was really hoping she'd roll one of the other ones, but nope.
Bluebell: UGH, EW! That baby whose diaper you're changing all the way over there smells disgusting!
Ah, there is the Bluebell I know and love.
ATTENTION. Sprout is Hot. That is all. XD
The house was a MESS, even though Sprout has ten neat points (all he does is make beds!), so the Flora's got a maid. It's Lucy Hanby. She's... interesting looking. If I had a sim with small lips I might breed her in. Although after this gen, I'm going to try and move away from red hair I think.
Sprout even looks hot when he's fixing things.
Tristen brought this lovely lady home from work. Why hello there beautiful.
Kodak moment! It's a spontaneous family picture. Kinda cute, huh?
Double birthday time!
Alright, now everyone prepare yourself. You are about to face ENDLESS adorable toddler spam.
Are you ready?
Are you SURE?
Ok then...
Here is Snapdragon! SQUEE! OMG those big green eyes are just so adorable!
And here is Datura. The most beautiful toddler ever. With those big alien eyes and that perfect little face and those pointy EARS! I am so happy that both of them got pointy ears.
MAJOR TWIN SPAMMAGE
DATURA SPAMMAGE!!
Datura: I ish cute.
Datura: *gasp* I HAS A HAND!
Datura: Mmm, my hand has a flavor!
SNAPDRAGON SPAMMAGE
Snapdragon: WHASSAT?
Snapdragon: Oh, hai there!
Snapdragon: *giggles for no reason* FUNNY!
shoefleesims: *is dead of the cute*
Sprout: Where did this tiny thing come from?
Datura: Daddy, LUFF ME!
Sprout: Aww, it's cute! *pats on head*
POTTY TRAINING: FEATURING SPROUT
Sprout: Dum de dum dum dum...
Sprout: *stretches* Ahhh, this is taking forever.
Sprout: Wait, what's that?
Sprout: WOOHOO! YOU POOPED IN THE POTTY! YAYAYAY!
Datura: Daddy. Pooping ish serious bizness!
Datura: Right, potty? Good potty...
Bluebell is watching over the children while reading a book in their nursery.
shoefleesims: Bluebell, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU?!?
Oh wait. It's a PINK book. She's reading SMUT while watching the kids. Ah Bluebell, you haven't failed me. XD
Greenbean: *serious british voice* PIP PIP, Video game. I will kick your arse!
Synchronized waking up.
Snapdragon: *sniffles* Why ish so loud in here?
Datura: *SCREAMS* LET ME OOOOOOOUUUUUT!
Snapdragon: Owie, my EARS!
Datura: Teehee, I made Snap sad!
Snapdragon: Whassat in there?
Snapdragon: *GASP* TWEASURE!!!
Bluebell: I got something in my hands... oh yes I do... I have something in my hands right and now its GONE! *opens hands wide*
Snapdragon: AH! *gasps* *eyes go really really wide*
MORE TODDLER SPAM DEAL WITH IT HAHAHA
IN WHICH WE LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT DATURA'S PERSONALITY
She may appear cute and cuddly...
Datura: I wuff you bunny!
Datura: You has a flavor too!
Datura: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, BUNNY?
Datura: DATURA SMASH BUNNY!
See, she actually has... ONE NICE POINT!
Datura is officially the Flora's first mean sim. :D
Snapdragon & Datura: Food. Food. We want Food. Food. Food. WE WANT FOOOOOD!
Snapdragon & Datura: YAY FOOD YUMMY!
Bluebell goes to work in a hot car AND a funny outfit. XD
Dreamdate 10/50.
Sprout: WOOHOO I BEAT DAD'S SCORE!
TRISTEN'S AWESOME VIDEO GAME WATCHING FACES
God those green eyes are just gorgeous.
OH NO IT'S A BURGLAR! *zooms in*
HOLY CRAP! EVERYONE RUN FOR THE HILLS! TAKE YOUR CHILDREN AND FLEEEE!
It's the cops to the rescue!
shoefleesims: *is absolutely terrified*
Cop: Hello. I'm about to kick your ass.
Fugly Burgler: Oh, well alright then.
ATTACK!
Greenbean: OH. MY. GAWD. I can't look!
Greenbean: But something about all those manly limbs clashing together! Can't. Look. Away.
The cop wins!
Cop: *has an old detective movie accent in my imagination* That's right, buddy. You're coming downtown.
Greenbean: I know we just almost got robbed, but congratulations on moving into the family, Tristen!
Cop guy usually goes to the head of the house, or whatever, and tells them the message, right? Well he went right up to Datura and Snapdragon and told THEM. Crazy.
Greenbean: What a lovely day to garden in my pyjamas!
Tristen: Heeeey everyone! I ROCK! WOOO!
Sprout rocks too, but he's much more nonchalant about the whole thing.
Sprout: *grins* I'm so angry that we got robbed! XD XD XD
Dream date 11/50. I will never get to 50.
And another double birthday!
KODAK MOMENT!
You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around...
BAMF! That's what its all about!
Alright.
So are you ready to see?
Actually now that I think about it, I should probably just postpone the makeover shots until next update.
Oh I wouldn't do that.
Datura!
And Snapdragon!
CUTEST SIM KIDS EVER. They are beautiful. They are gorgeous. I'm NEVER going to be able to pick an heir.
Well that's all for this update of the Flora Legacy. I've updated the Family Tree, and there should be another update soon!