As inspired by
simcerely_yours who suggested in my last Flora post that I breed their maid (Lucy Hanby) with Benjamin Long. I just couldn't resist, so here we are.
50+ pictures under the update.
Meet Lucy Hanby. Big lipped cleaning extraordinaire.
Meet Benjamin Long. Long pointy nosed, no-upper lipped, popular Legacy walkby!
Lucy gets a makeover. She actually doesn't look TOO bad. She's attractive in her own way. :)
Benjamin gets a makeover as well. He keeps his same clothes though, because they scream "Benjamin" to me.
Lucy thinks Benjamin is pretty hot.
Benjamin thinks Lucy is so hot, he's starting to sweat.
When Benny pops the question, Lucy is so excited that her hair defies gravity!
They get married shortly after in a nice private living room ceremony. For this angle, you can truly see the amazingness of Benny's nose.
They don't waste time and immediately head to their pimptastic bedroom.
I decided I wanted to know what Benny's alien butt babies would look like.
Benny decided he wanted to stargaze!
Benjamin: AH! What is this bright light?
Benjamin: EEK! What is this lack of gravity I feel?!?
Benjamin: NOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO GO INTO THE LIGHT!
Lucy's "worry" face is a bit frightening.
Lucy: I don't want the aliens to butt probe my HUSBAND!!! *sob sob* *worry worry*
They have returned.
Benjamin is NOT the most graceful of men, unlike
Greenbean Flora.
Benjamin: OOOOOOHHHHH CRAAAAAAAP!!!!
Benjamin: *LE GASP* Why is my butt sore! EEEP!
shoefleesims: Muahahahahaha.
IT'S A BAMF PARTY
BAMF!
BUTT!BABY!BAMF!
Second!BAMF!
AND OMG. This is the first time I have EVER caught the pink dust. It HAD to be Lucy, didn't it. Look at that crazy look on her face! Wait, let's zoom in...
... I'm sorry but that is just FRIGHTENING.
In true Sim style, Lucy goes into labor in the bathroom and impales herself with her hair in the process.
She gave birth to a boy. His name is Sam and he has his dad's skin and his mom's hair and eyes. Why didn't I get a picture?
Because immediately after, Benjamin went into labor in the living room. Having butt babies is seriously painful business, people.
It's an alien!
shoefleesims: Why are you putting that on the floor, Benjamin?
Benjamin: I feel a stirring in my bum!
It's TWINS! :D
Meet Mars. He's a boy, and he has his father's blond hair along with alien skin and eyes.
And meet Venus. She's a girl and she looks exactly like her brother.
The nursery is very full.
But soon its time for their birthdays, so no worries.
Here is Sam. Other than his hair and eyes, he looks a LOT like his dad.
See what I mean?
The alien twins, on the other hand, turned out unusually attractive. What is up with that?
Here is Mars.
And Venus. She at least got her dad's nose.
I think the genes of the PT's I have must be very strong, because my aliens are always beautiful.
A little ways into the kids' toddler-hood, Lucy gets pregnant again.
Here is Sam as a kid. I think he is the spitting image of his father. Look at those lips!
He has way too many playful points.
Sam: Maybe if I bounce up and down a lot, my upper lip will just BOUNCE in out of nowhere!
LOL.
The butt twins? Still adorable.
Freakishly-
Adorable.
Lucy goes into labor again. It was a boy. I somehow didn't get any pictures of him until he became a toddler.
This is Kenny. He (rather unfortunately) looks like his mother. Except for his nose, which I'm pretty sure is his dad's.
And now we go through a lot of growing up. This IS a genetic experiment after all...
Teen Sam is a Benjamin clone.
I am IN LOVE with Venus.
Mars reminds me of
Sprout. Except I think his nose and lips are just a bit different. And maybe its just me, but his jaw seems a bit more pronounced.
For some reason, I SWEAR all my alien kids have the same dad, even though I have the multiple PT hack. I think they all get the red-haired dude, but I can't tell since the PT's don't show up in the family tree. Any idea how to fix that?
Kenny has inherited the...
JOWLS OF DOOM. And I think he must be the most terrifying teen I've ever had. I'm sorry if people hate the word "fugly" but... AH!
Adult!Sam. He is definitely a clone of his dad facially.
Why hello there cutie adult Mars!
His profile is odd, though.
I love you. So much. Are you sure you're Benny's baby?
Adult!Kenny still has the jowls of doom. Along with his Dad's chin and nose. This is what a good mix of Lucy Hanby and Benny Long's genes gets you, people.
Family portrait!
And thus ends this Genetic Experiment, brought to you by
shoefleesims. Who would you like to see me genetically experiment with next? Suggestions for couples are welcome. :)