The Flora Legacy: 4.1
110+ IMAGES UNDER THE CUT. AND POSSIBLY SOME SWEARING.
LAST TIME on the Flora Legacy (which was only a few days ago, I got a little Sims!Happy), there was lots of dating and woohooing and silliness as Sprout and Juniper went through their teen-hood. At the end, Sprout grew into an adult and I announced that he was the generation three heir!
We start off with Greenbean heading to work in one of the best outfits ever. :D
After he leaves, Andrea decides to fix the broken trash compactor.
HOLY CRAP!
NO NO NO NO NO!
Oh crap. What the heck happened? At this point, I'm frantically trying to find someone to save her. She has the highest relationship with Greenbean, but he's at work. So I try to find Juniper, her daughter.
I kept telling her to plead with the Reaper, but she kept just standing there SOBBING!
Bluebell is sleeping in bed and doesn't seem to care, but Sprout looks a little upset at least, right?
So I had him beg.
Sprout: OMG this is so NERVEWRACKING! *picks a hand*
And yes. That is Juniper, MAKING HERSELF LUNCH WHILE HER MOTHER DIES ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF HER.
Sprout: *FAILS*
Rest in peace, Andrea. You were a beautiful Sim and a great mother. (I bet you all thought Bluebell was going to die, didn't you?)
Juniper: *sob sob* This burnt spaghetti reminds me of my DEAD MOTHER.
Oh poor Greenbean. He got home from work and then started SOBBING.
You're making me feel AWFUL! *sniffles*
Greenbean goes to bed and sleeps alone. *sniffle*
Bluebell seems completely unconcerned by Andrea's death. She doesn't mourn or even sigh, she just wakes up and reads a romance novel.
Awww, well I'm sure that made Juniper feel a little better.
Happy birthday to Juniper!
*BLAMF*
Still gorgeous. She has some HUGE lips, though. I think she gets them from her dad. Or from her Grandfather.
She studies the paper for prospects.
And then moves out. Goodbye, Juniper! I'll miss having your pretty face around, but we'll see you soon in your "Where Are They Now" update.
Sprout gets to work on finding a mate.
Sprout: Here is some cash. Get me someone hot, and receptive to pollination, STAT!
Sprout: Oh, boy oh boy I'm so excited!
Why hello there pretty lady.
Matchmaker: Yes, I do look mighty good, don't I? *eyes reflection in crystal ball*
Me: Ew. No. I meant the DATE you summoned.
Prettty....
Unfortunately, she finds Sprout disgusting. So I sent her away. It's alright, I want little red-haired babies anyway.
Sprout heads off to his first day of work in the culinary career.
Which Bluebell is already excelling in.
Greenbean: *gossips* You know what I heard? I heard that Dad was never around in my life and as such I've grown up lacking in manly skills!
Bluebell: What did you say about YOUR FATHER?!?!? *eyes spin*
Me: *clutches screen* GREENBEAN. RUUUUUN!!!!
LOL, Ficus is a whiner.
I just thought it was cool. I have to remember to play the extras again, I want to age the kids up and see how they look as adults.
Feeling lonely, Bluebell calls over Blair (aka "The Bartender", aka Daisy's father!) for some fun.
Bluebell: So... wanna do it?
Blair: Your wallpaper is incredibly fasci- Huh? YES!
And do it they did.
I scrolled back over a few minutes later to find Bluebell sleeping alone. Did Blair leave?
*scrolls around* Oh no, he's just sitting in his underwear, playing chess.
Sprout got promoted on his first night! Way to go!
And he came home just in time to catch THIS foxy lady walking down the street.
He thinks she's hot.
She reciprocates with the liking. Then she said it was too late and went home.
So the next night he called her back for a date. Things got off to a VERY good start very quickly. Oh, and her name is Tristen.
Very very good. She loves him!
And he loves her! (Even though her head is about to be impaled by a fan).
Haha! Dream date number... *checks* 7/50.
She doesn't have a lot of money, but that's ok, because the Flora's have like $75,000 as a family. :D
And she works in Politics! Well that should be interesting.
Awww, he asked her to be in a "Committed Relationship" with him.
And then pops the question.
Sprout: Tristen. You are the most radiant woman I've even seen. Even though we just met yesterday, will you marry me and let me pollinate you so we can have beautiful babies?
Yes, my references to Polination are an homage of sorts to the incredibly amusing Brady of dothesmustle's Piper Legacy. I think Sprout and Brady would be good friends. XD They could pollinate together.
Anyways, Tristen said yes. She likey the shiney.
Since there's almost no yard room, and I want babies, they have a quick marriage on the front lawn the next morning. Bluebell and Greenbean are in attendance, along with the mailgirl who happened to be walking by at the right moment.
Weddings are cute. I thought I had more pictures, but I forgot to say them. Anyway, Tristen got the memory of marrying a rich sim. XD Oh, and she brought in $2,345.
Take a look at the get-ups on these two. XD XD XD I forgot to change their formalwear when they became Elders. But its hysterical! It makes me wonder if Greenbean has turned gay with the loss of his wife.
Oh, you beautiful BEAUTIFUL creature. She's just so ADORABLE! I don't know what face template that is (I have replacements anyway), but I love it. She has this slightly round face, but these perfect lips (which should maybe balance out Sprout's tiny lips). I love her TO PIECES. SQUEE!
Greenbean: SO! *throws hands up flamboyantly* Do you think Sprout will break out the handcuffs for their first night as a wedded couple? Oh I DO hope he does, it's always good to be creative in bed! XD
Actually, almost the moment her makeover was over, Tristen spun around and headed off for her a night of work.
Poor Sprout, he's not getting any just yet. :(
*scrolls over to Greenbean* *pauses* *bursts into laughter*
I don't know why, but when I see this picture, I just hear him talking like this:
Greenbean: *in a cheerful British accent* Cheerio, pip pip, absolutely corking time to be reading the paper, don't you agree?
LMAO!
Greenbean: *still in his British accent* These pancakes are absolutely SPIFFING, don't you agree my lad?
Ah, Greenbean. You've gotten gay, British and senile in your old age. :D
Tristen finally comes home from work.
Sprout: So, pollination, yes?
Sprout and Tristen: YAY POLLINATION!
Too cute. Except Sprout? IS TOTALLY LYING!
Oh and... I THINK I HEARD A BABY JINGLE! :D
Just in time for Sprout to go to work. *pinches cheeks* SO CUTE IN THAT OUTFIT.
Did I mention she has two lazy points? And yet, she STILL looks attractive.
Unfortunately, she seems to have some chemistry issues. She has ONE bolt with her husband, and TWO bolts with his father, Greenbean! Maybe she has a thing for older gay british men? I'm going to have to watch the two of them.
Awww, poor Sprout. I thought I picked the OTHER one last time and got a bad answer. WTF?
Yeah, I've got my eye on you two!
TRISTEN IS ADORABLE SPAM!!!
So cute. *pinches little cheeks* God, her eyes are beautiful.
Haha, so much for a bad chance card! Sprout got promoted anyway!
Because making your bed is the first thing you should do when you get home from work.
And putting the moves on your wife is the second. :D
Tristen: God, is cleaning a toilet after you WooHoo-ed supposed to make you nauseous?
Tristen: Blechchughblech!
Me: YES! BABIES! *pumps fist in air*
Sprout got fat. So I had him work again.
TADA! Don't you wish it worked like that in the real world? *le sigh*
Tristen is awesome. :D
And then Sprout and Tristen go into the photobooth.
To get the HEIR PICTURE taken. You all have dirty minds, and I know you do, so don't try and hide it! :D
They opt for goofy to shake things up.
Three generations! This is the farthest I've even gotten in a Legacy. My last one only got to partway through Generation 3.
Hi Benjamin Long! *waves* Please keep your nose/lips away from Legacy, though.
POP! er... BLOOP! Actually, I like BAMF!
Greenbean: *british accent still* My dear, I do believe you are the loviest creature I have ever seen in the world! HOW did you get your hair so WAVY like that? Do tell!
Woot! Go Bluebell!
Greenbean: YEAH! Pip pip, I rock!
Greenbean: Oh, booohooo, I miss my wiiiiife! She let me do her HAIR!
Dream date 8/50.
I had him ask her out again right away.
Sprout: Hey babe. I know we just had a date and all, but would you like to go out again? We could do some "dating" on the bed over here...
And so they did.
Seriously, constant wants to WooHoo = Easy Dream Dates.
And that makes 9/50.
This is going to take forever!
HOLY CRAP. So Bluebell brought home Stacy from work. As we learned in the last Where are They Now update, Stacy is the woman that Ficus cheated on his girlfriend Shanna with. She ended up giving birth to their son, Oak, and then leaving Ficus alone with the babies when her and Shanna ran off together.
I told Bluebell to say goodbye to her, and they started kissing! Apparently, Stacy really DOES like the ladies. AND the Flora's! :D
Woohoo, go Sprout!
Ohhh, ANDREA! *sniffle*
Apparently, ghosts who have died by electrocution go around re-enacting their deaths. She did this all over the place, ALL NIGHT.
Andrea: How dare you turn gay after my death? BOO!
Yeah, thats got to be embarrassing.
Andrea: BOOOOOO!
Again? I thought maybe he'd die of fright, but he didn't. Does that only happen when they have a fear of seeing a ghost?
Bluebell was about to die, and I just couldn't do that to you guys (or to her). So I had her drink some elixir. :D
Wow, that stuff must be GOOD.
Really. Good. Actually, thats kind of scary.
Umm, so somewhere in here, Tristen had her second pop i mean "Bamf" and I missed it.
Tristen: Shoe flea?
Tristen: OH, the PAIN!!!
Greenbean is so excited he impales his hand in his own chest.
Bluebell is excited too, but at least she doesn't impale herself. Sprout seems rather unaffected by it all.
That looks REALLY painful.
Ooh, it has alien skin! And- wait, why are you handing that to Greenbean?
Oh bloody hell.
Twins. Wait. SQUEEEEEE! Look at the eyes!
Everyone, meet Snapdragon. He has his father's skin, his mother and father's hair, and his mother's eyes.
And meet my already favorite based on looks Datura. She has her mother's skintone, her mother/father's hair and her fathers EYES. I was so looking forward to a little normal-skinned, alien-eyed girl! YAY!
Oh yes, names chosen from those provided a few posts back. Thanks for that! They are both named after flowers: Snapdragon and Datura.
And I think that's it for this update of the Flora Legacy. Family tree will be updated soon, and I hope you'll all stay tuned to see how Snapdragon and Datura turn out, and if they have any siblings. :D