The Flora Legacy: 6.3
[91 IMAGES, ADULT SITUATIONS, DEATH, CUTE KIDS]
LAST TIME on the Flora Legacy, Hyacinth and Emma did an alright job taking care of the babies, who turned into toddlers. Emma was abducted by aliens, who didn't seem to approve of her knickers and so proceeded to butt-probe her and then kick her off the ship. Emma soon realized she was pregnant, and lived the next few days in constant fear that the baby was going to come bursting out of her belly, just like in Aliens. But it didn't, and she soon gave birth to a little alien boy named Helleborus.
Emma: Here. You didn't burst out of my stomach, so have a bottle!
And then she sticks him in his crib. Its in the girl's old room, which has been redecorated as a "Little Prince" theme. You can't tell as much from the pictures, but its blue instead of purple.
Datura, being old and having nothing else to do, spends her time looking out the telescope.
Datura: Oooh, an empty chair!
shoefleesims: Oh, how thrilling. *yawn*
Datura: Shut up you!
Datura: Hey look, there's that gardener chick working in someone's backyard. Boring boring, moving on.
Datura: Oh hey look, it's that creepy vampire guy! What's he doing?
Datura: OMG! He's dancing naked in his living room! Ha ha ha ha! I shouldn't look, but I can't help it-
Datura: Dance little vampire, daaaa- OMG! I think he saw me!
shoefleesims: Don't be silly, how could he?
Vampire: Hey lady! I saw you watching me, back off!
Oh.
Datura: No, you back off!
Vampire: Hey.. you were spying on me!
Datura: I saw you dancing naked in your living room, buddy! What are you going to do about it? Wave your little pale butt in my face!
Vampire: BLAAHHH! I don't have to deal with this bullshit.
Vampire: I'm outtie.
Datura: YEAH! And your momma!
shoefleesims: Wait what?
Datura: I dunno, I just always wanted to say that!
Datura: Haha! I just totally showed him who's boss!
shoefleesims: Ummm, Datura?
Datura: Yeah what?
shoefleesims: B-behind you!
Datura: Whatchoo talkin' bout, crazy woman?
Datura: Oooh, I feel a cold breeze behind me! It can't be... Close your eyes and think of England, old gal, and it'll go away. England... England...
Datura: Crumpets... Stodgy old Queens... England... I feel nothing... I do not hear Hula Zombies, no, I don't! I refuse!
Grim Reaper: Open your eyes, Datura.
Datura: Aw nuts! Go away, Grimmie, I don't want to see you!
Grim Reaper: You must come with me, Datura.
Datura: No, that's ok, I don't think so.
Grim Reaper: YOU WILL COME!
Datura: But- But- Noooo, I dun wannaaaaaa...
Grim Reaper: But I have drinks.
Datura: Oooh, is that a Mai Tai? I am SO IN!
Datura: Mmm, the sweet smell of alcohol and death in the evening.
Awww, look! F'nor came to see his wife off! So sweet.
Hyacinth: Waaaah, my Mommy is dead! And it isn't even my fault! WAAAAH!
shoefleesims: She left you $3000!
Hyacinth: WAAAAH, my Mom only left me $3000!
shoefleesims: She totally left Hydrangea $4,400!!
Hyacinth: WHAT? That bitch is dead to me.
And Datura moves to the graveyard with the rest of her family. RIP, Datura, you will be missed!
F'nor: Don't mind me, just checking up on my grandkids, making sure my wacko daughter hasn't sacrificed them or anything!
Nope, not sacrificed, and now its their birthday!
Synchronized booty shaking!
And tada! The two girls in their new bedroom (Datura's old room).
Here is Freesia, who reminds me of Hyacinth at that age. Except for the lips.
And this is the gorgeously wonderful Peony!
Freesia: HEY!
Oh, shh. I mean come on! She has Datura's red hair and Mommy!Emma's awesome tilted green eyes and Mommy!Hyacinth's lips! She's beautiful and I love her.
Since I was in the makeover mood, Hyacinth got one as well. She's funky! :D
As did Emma, who still looks pretty with longer hair.
OMG! THE TOY BOX IS EATING MY PEONY! NOOOOO!
Freesia: HA HA HA HA HA, I HAVE MY BUTT IN YOUR FACE!
Peony: I am miffed by her exuberance!
Please note the differences between the Flora girls. Peony plays quietly on the floor with her toy...
... While Freesia bounces up and down on the bed and screams loudly.
Ghost!F'nor: I am HUNGRY! Maybe there's something in this refrigerator...
Ghost!F'nor: DAMN MY INSUBSTANTIAL HANDS!
Abjihijthiijt finally gets his revenge on Hyacinth for killing him.
Hyacinth: OMG my ticker! I am so a-feared!
Hyacinth: No. Wait. I'm PISSED. Ohhh, trust me ghost-man, if you weren't dead I'd show you the 14 ways I know how to kill someone with a blade of grass.
Making out with your hot wife makes it all better, y/y?
Awww, they are so cute!
And the next night is Helleborus' birthday!
*GASP* He is so cute!
*pinches his adorable little cheeks* Of course, right after I have him, I make my own new Multiple PT Hack. Hellborus was created with simgaroop's Graslaxian PT set.
Also, I downloaded a new default alien skin after I took these pictures, so next time you see Helleborus, he'll look different. Instead of Pixie Serpent, I'm going to be using the new Pixie Galaxy! :D
Freesia: Umm, HELLO! I've been running around the house and playing in the tub and jumping on the bed all day and now I'm TIIIIIRRRRRED!
Again, please to be noting the differences.
Peony: Really, with all her rambunctious going-ons, I'm not surprised she'd exhausted!
The next morning...
Peony: Why good morning! What a lovely day it is today! I think I'll make my bed.
Peony: *sings* Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-eh. My oh my what a wonderful day. Plenty of sunshine in my way. Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-eh!
And then Freesia came running in and jumped up on her bed!
Peony: Is she doing what I think she's doing?
shoefleesims: Yeah, she definitely is! You should say something!
Peony: Why hello there, dear sister! I see you have decided to jump on my bed. I'm sure you find it amusing and all, but as I just made it, I would really like if you'd kindly come down and jump on your own bed, please?
Awww... she's so sweet! *pinches cheeks*
Once again, I would like you to notice the difference between the twins:
Peony: YAY SCHOOL!
Freesia: Eh, whatever.
Bus Driver: Yessss. Come onto my bus, preciousssss.
Peony: *hiding in the back of the bus* I'M SCARED!
shoefleesims: ME TOO! *covers eyes*
Freesia: A C? WHAT THE HECK! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE! Man, school sucks.
Peony: Goodbye bus driver! Have a scrum-diddly-umptious day!
Peony: Wow, I had a lovely day at school! How absolutely marvelous. I wonder what my grade is for the day?
Peony: A B-? Whatever will I do?
Peony: It's alright. I will just work hard and do my homework, and I shall prevail!
O.O Seriously. Complete opposites!
And then I looked to the left and saw him....
Creepy Stalker: Excuse me, little girl?
Peony: Oh, hello, Sir! Let me just put my homework down and I would be delighted to talk to you!
Peony: How may I help you, sir?
Creepy Stalker: Yes, I was wondering... are your mother and mother home?
Peony: Umm... I don't think I'm supposed to tell things like that to strangers, Sir.
Creepy Stalker: Yes, but I'd just to know if your Mommys are home, dear. Perhaps... making out naked in their bed?
Peony: STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!
Creepy Stalker: What did I say?
Peony: MOMMY EMMA, MOMMY EMMA! There's a scary man outside asking if you and Mommy Hyacinth are naked in your bed!
Creepy Stalker: Oh Emma! You're looking radiant today in that dress that looks like it could fall off and reveal your glorious body at any moment.
Emma: I've had enough of you, you creepy weirdo! Get away from my home and leave my children alone, you FREAK!
Creepy Stalker: One day, Emma. One day.
Please to be noting the differences once again! Peony sits at her pretty desk and does her homework.
While Freesia goes into the bathroom and does her homework next to the toilet. Hm.
The next night, we invite the Headmaster over!
Dude, that is one creepy smile. Yes?
Headmaster: If I make my smile really wide, maybe she won't notice how *happy* I am to see her.
The tour commences.
Headmaster: Wooo, little kids room!
Emma: Yeah, you might want to tone down your excitement over things involving minors, there.
Hyacinth? What's wrong? It couldn't have anything to do with me screwing up a chance card, could it?
Hyacinth: I was f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-FIRED!
Hyacinth: WHY ME? What did I do to deserve this? I am so saaaaaad.
*sun sets* *clarity dawns*
Hyacinth: No wait. I'm PISSED.
shoefleesims: Um... could you hold that anger in until the Headmaster leaves? Please?
Hyacinth: I'm just a big ray of sunshine! That's right, I'm as happy as could be! I'm definitely not seething with rage over having lost my job! Nope! HAPPY!
Hyacinth: Must. Control. Anger. Repress. Urge. To. Kill.
YAY!
Headmaster: I'm outta here. I don't want to be hanging around when that crazy lady blows up.
Hyacinth: Wait. I smell prey.
Hyacinth: AH HAH! Someone to vent my anger and frustration on!
Brandon Lillard: O.O *pees pants*
Hyacinth: I am Hyacinth, FEAR MY WRATH!!!
Brandon: No. I don't wanna!
Hyacinth: Then fear my deadly FINGER OF DOOM!
Brandon: EEEK!
Brandon: My heart! What have you done, woma-
Brandon: *is ded*
Grim Reaper: *appears* Hello Hyacinth. Long time no see. What's up with you?
Hyacinth: Oh not much, I lost my job and so I killed this guy.
Grim Reaper: So, business as usual?
Hyacinth: Yeah pretty much.
Hyacinth: Yes! Death is awesome!
THE END. Er, of this update! Hah. Um, I should be updating the family tree later today or tomorrow. I was actually working on this update for a few days, took me forever to finally get in the right mood for it. Hope you liked it!