The Flora Legacy: 6.2
[57 IMAGES, CUTE SPAM, LOLCAT SPEAK, BUTT PROBING]
Am I getting better at this frequent updating thing? I think I am. Anyway...
LAST TIME on the Flora Legacy. The creepy stalker was creepy and followed Datura home from work to spy on Hyacinth and Emma. Later, Hyacinth proposed to Emma and they were married shortly after in front of their friends and family. Speaking of family, Hydrangea decided that her sister's wedding would be the PERFECT time to beat up her brother Mandrake. Later, both Hyacinth and Emma got pregnant. Sadly, F'nor was murdered by THREE ghosts haunting the property. And at the end of our update, Hyacinth and Emma each gave birth to baby girls. Emma gave birth to Peony, with red-hair and green eyes, and Hyacinth gave birth to Fressia, with black hair and purple eyes.
Thanks to a gorgeous nursery set by Cashcraft at TSR (*cough*Booty*cough*) the two baby girls get a princess nursery. Isn't it adorable?!?
Emma and Hyacinth appear to be good mothers at first. Although they ARE putting those babies away pretty fast.
Hyacinth: UM, HELLO? We're thin now. It is sexy time!
shoefleesims: Figures.
The next morning, they amazingly prove to still be good parents.
No really, I'm amazed. Apparently they haven't read Bluebell's handbook on taking care of babies.
Er, maybe I spoke too soon. And where did these poor infants' parents run off to?
I should have known.
Hyacinth: Ugh, this REEKS! What is this baby carrying in here, toxic waste? Hmmm... I wonder how many people I could kill with a dirty diaper. I bet LOTS, just from the smell!
Thankfully, babies don't stay babies long. We'll ignore the inappropriate attire their mothers are wearing.
Hyacinth: Oooh, fire. Yummy.
Maybe Hyacinth wants to be a pyrokleptomaniac.
Emma: Wheeeee! Spin little baby spin!
And after a makeover, here is little Freesia. She looks like Hyacinth. Not sure where she got the thin lips though.
*GASP* .... She's GORGEOUS! I love you Peony! *cough* Um, and Freesia too, yeah.
shoefleesims: *shifty eyes* *grabs Peony and pinches cheeks* You're so CUTE!
Peony: It be gift. An a cuwse.
So I went on a bit of a downloading spree at Holy Simoly and the house got a makeover. Also, Emma and Hyacinth moved into the Master Suite and Datura took Hyacinth's room. This is the Master Bedroom.
And the pretty blue bathroom!
Datura got new clothes, too.
Datura: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
shoefleesims: Ok then.
Emma decides to celebrate by heading out to the new telescope.
NO WAY!
Emma: No way what?
Emma: Ugh, what's that light? Is it those damn paparazzi? Did that creepy stalker hire a helicopter so he can photograph me in my underwear?
Emma: OMIGOD ALIEN SHIP!!!!
Emma: No, I don't wanna go! Tis sexy times tonight!
Emma: But I'm only in my knickerssssssssss.......
Datura appears to be too busy playing in the new living room to care.
And similarly, Hyacinth is playing in her new bright green study. (I love Holy Simoly).
Hyacinth: SSX3 is awesome. Snowboards are awesome. I know 52.3 ways to kill someone with a snowboard!
Woah, ninja Granny!
Datura: Kawasakiiiii Hi YA!
It was morning by the time the aliens came back with Emma.
*from inside the shuttle comes muffled sounds of dismay and confusion*
Emma: But what do you mean you don't like my knickers? Datura don't you like them?
Datura: WHAT? I can't hear you over that blasted alien SHIP! What was that about PICKERS?
Emma: FORGET MY KNICKERS, I CAN'T FLY!!!!
Emma: *SPLAT* Somehow, I feel as if this isn't the best position to be presenting to that ship.
Emma: I have an owie. Why do I have an owie?
shoefleesims: Um... look behind you?
Emma: What do you mean, look beh- AHHHHH! It's a spaceship!
Emma: I've been butt probed! They really DIDN'T like my knickers!
*a few sim hours later*
Emma: BLECH! BLAH BLEEEURGH. Ugh. It must be some sort of space virus!
shoefleesims: Yeah... you keep telling yourself that.
And now...
PEONY MAKES MUSIC SPAM
Peony: Y hello thar, an wellcom to Peony make moosic!
Peony: Oooo, Peony make pwettee notes in da aiwr!
Peony: Did u kno dat stick ting has flavr? It taste like moosic!
Aaaand, end Peony Spam. :D
Aww, look how cute and innocent they are?
Peony: Y she has fud an I no has fud?
Peony: Om nom nom. Muf Beffer.
WIN!
DOUBLE WIN! And I bet Datura makes an awesome judge.
Emma: OMIGOD! This is going to be like that Alien movie, isn't it. Are they going to come bursting out of my stomach? ARE THEY? HELP!!!
Emma: ZzzzzZZzz...
Hyacinth: Wake her up!
shoefleesims: But she's pregnant, she needs sleep!
Hyacinth: But... I want sexy time! :(
It's Sprout! *huggles her favorite alien spawn*
Hyacinth looks HOT as a thief.
Hyacinth: Yeah, I totally do. I'm so hot, I could KILL people just by them looking at me. Oh! I can add that to my list. "Ways I Know How to Kill People". #2,136 - By being hot!
Ghost!Andrea is here too, dying all over the place.
More win. Oh, can't you totally see Hyacinth robbing a bank?
Hyacinth: FREEZE OR I'LL SHOW YOU ONE OF THE 29 WAYS I CAN KILL SOMEONE WITH A DOLLAR BILL!
Emma: OMG, it's almost time isn't it? They're clawing through my skin RIGHT NOW! HELP!
Synchronized teaching-to-walk.
Imaginary Judges: As you can see on the right, Hyacinth is slightly behind her partner Emma. This will be a .5 deduction from the judges for lack of synchronicity.
Heh. I've been watching too much Olympics.
Awww, she's cute too!
Freesia: I'm lernin to wawk!
Imaginary Judges; Notice the look of extreme concentration on Peony's face. She is determined to win the gold metal in learning to walk!
And finally...
Emma: OH MERLIN HERE IT COMES. SALAZAR'S NIPPLES IT HUURRRRTS! EEEEEEEK!
Hyacinth: OH MAN I HOPE THE ALIENS DON"T MAKE A MESS BURSTING OUT OF HER STOMACH! I mean... My poor Emma!
Aaaand... it's a boy! It didn't burst out of her stomach or anything. His name is Helleborus, and he has alien skin, eyes and brown hair. Obviously, he's not eligible for heir, because he isn't related to the Flora line. But still, he's cute!
Emma: And my stomach is intact!
shoefleesims: Exactly.
That's all for now. More soon, I hope. Oh, and the family tree has been updated. Hope you liked it!