The Flora Legacy: 5.7
[76 PICTURES, ADULT STUFF, LOTS OF HYACINTH SPAM]
PREVIOUSLY on the Flora Legacy... err... stuff happened. I really have a horrid memory. Um, they moved into a new house. Hydrangea kept losing fights to Mandrake until she did a Rocky-esque bulk-up and kicked his butt. Hyacinth was gorgeous. Mandrake grew up and moved out, with a warning from a creepy Hyacinth.
Hyacinth blogs on livejournal, don't you know?
Hyacinth: Clouds suck.
Hyacinth: So does that shitty music everyone listens to. That music sucks.
Hyacinth: I like bombs, though! They're shiny and they're great at killing people!
Datura shows us that dancing is serious business.
The next morning, the two twin girls have a riveting conversation.
Hyacinth: How many ways could I kill someone with a rocket? Oh, let me count them. Blowing up... impaling them on the tip... beating them over the head with one... tying them to the side and shooting them into space....
In a very fitting fashion, Hyacinth gets a job in the Criminal track. Did I mention her LTW is to be a Criminal Mastermind? SO PERFECT! I love this girl. Seriously, I do, I'm forewarning you of spam to come.
She may be in her pajamas, but dancing is still serious business.
shoefleesims: *hushed announcer voice* Here we see the wild F'nor beast in a rare exhibition of slobbiness! See how he stuffs his face full of food!
F'nor: What? Me, a slob? Impossible! I am just a handsome and debonair man casually eating his breakfast!
shoefleesims: *whispers* The wild F'nor beast is known for its skills at deception.
F'nor: What was that?
shoefleesims: Nothing, nothing. Carry on!
REMINGTON!!!!!!! *squees*
I would like to point out that I have NEVER played with Remy in this neighborhood, and he IS in fact naturally gay!
Remy: Why I'll just wander in here and clean this bathroom. Oh, what is that, a nude man bathing? Ah, I'd best just sit here and act natural then. Wait until he's out and all....
Uh huh. I have my eye on you, Remy. F'nor has maid issues.
Hyacinth: Yes, it is very clear from this non-reflective mirror that I am in fact still hot!
What's that? Is it a bluebird? Is it a Jet Blue plane? No...
IT'S BLUEBELL! *waves*
Hyacinth: Arrrrrg! Avast Maties!
F'nor: What the heck is my idiot daughter doing?
HYACINTH IN THE BATHTUB SPAM
Hyacinth: Blub blub.
Hyacinth: Arrrgh! What's that I see in the distance thar?
Datura: What's going on over here?
Hyacinth: Blub blub blub.
Datura: Weirdo.
Hyacinth: *sniffle* My Mom called me a weirdo....
Hyacinth: And that makes me ANGRY!
Hyacinth: You there!
Hyacinth: You look like just the sort of person I can funnel my anger into!
Abhijeet: O.O *pees pants*
Hyacinth: I know numerous ways to kill a man with the tip of my finger. Like... THAT!
Abhijeet: *le gasp* W-what did you do? I-I feel all funny inside. What happened to my pulse? It's faint and I-
Abhijeet: Blech. *dies*
Hyacinth: GRIMMY! :D
Hyacinth: This is AWESOME!
F'nor: What. Have. We. CREATED?!?!?!
Hyacinth: Eh, dead guys are boring. Video Games are FUN!
Er, nothing happened for a day or two except school and such. And then it was the twin's birthday!
Hydrangea is very ANGRY about growing up.
Hydrangea: THIS SUCKS!!!
Hydrangea: I'm over it.
Heh. Anyway, this is obviously Hydrangea before her makeover...
And this is her after. Pretty! She reminds me a LOT of her mom. Same chin, nose, ears and eyes except for the color. She'd have been in contention for heir if I wasn't so tired of those big eyes.
Aaaand, here is our Gen. 5 heir Hyacinth pre-makeover. I think she looks good, but I'm not sure about her hair anymore.
TA-FREAKING-DA!!!! Seriously, it took me well over five minutes to make her over. She is so gorgeous that every single hair I have looks good on her! I ended up having to have my husband help, and we finally on decided on one of my newest hairs. She's so gorgeous.
Oh, I gave her Mandrake's old room after decorating it. She has a hot dress, too.
The next day, Hydrangea moves out to live in the sim bin for a bit.
Hyacinth is apathetic to the whole thing.
Hyacinth: Now that I'm heir, this house needs to be something other than bubblegum pink!
Hyacinth: Ah hah, perfect! Red, like the blood of those I will assassinate.
The next day, Hyacinth heads downtown in search of a future mate with which to spawn generation six with!
This very handsome man walks by. Unfortunately, as we all know, Hyacinth is a ladies' lady.
She rocks it out as a DJ while waiting for sexy ladies to stop by.
Hyacinth: HYACINTH IS IN THE HOOOOOOUSE. And you'd better like my music, or I'll show you one of the 29 ways I know to kill someone with a record.
Bartender is also yummy, but once again the wrong gender.
Hyacinth: This shit is bananas, man! Take me somewhere I can meet some ladies!
We head over to the Lucky Card Shack or whatever place and spot this beauty. I don't have a picture for some reason, but they didn't like each other. It's ok, I wasn't looking for brown eyes.
Hyacinth's poker face is awesome.
Well what have we here?
THIS is Emma Thompson. I believe she was part of a batch of people I made in CAS while experimenting. She is gorgeous and I must have her interestingly-shaped eyes for future Flora babies!!!
Hyacinth: Hellllloooooo hot stuff!
Hyacinth: The ghost of the man I assassinated haunts our backyard!
Emma: That is hot, and so are you.
Two girls, dancing in the middle of a card shack full of men?
Random Guy: That is SO hot.
Hyacinth: Hey baby, you want to make this an official date? Say yes, and I'll tell you all the ways I can assassinate that man over there with a playing card!
The focus of this picture is not on the two girls, like you would think. Just... watch that red-haired guy in the back.
Creepy Stalker: That's so hot.
Creepy Stalker: Yep, still hot from this direction too.
Creepy Stalker: Wow, it's hot while I'm sitting down, too!
Creepy Stalker: I'm just going to sit here... play some cards.... stare longingly at you and drool.
Creepy Stalker: OMIGOD TWO CHICKS KISSING! That's so hot.
Hyacinth: And then she was like.... OMG BECKY, HER BUTT IS SOOOOO BIG.
Creepy Stalker: I'm surrounded by hot woman. This is so hot.
Creepy Stalker: I can't look at them! Are they kissing?
Random Gardener Hat Chick: Oh yeah, they're totally making out!
Creepy Stalker: *looks* That is SO HOT!
Hyacinth: Why don't you and I go back to my place, baby?
Perfect timing because here comes the wicked witch! RUUUUUN!
Luckily, the girls make it safely home... and right onto Hyacinth's bed. Wow.
I bet Creepy Stalker wishes he was here now.
shoefleesims: *coughs awkwardly*
Hyacinth: We're going to woohoo? *sploops hearts* I LOVE YOU!
Awwww, so cute.
Wow, chill out there little lady. You'll get another chance soon!
Emma: Alright, so we had one date, made love, and now I'm bringing over flowers. It is TOTALLY time for us to have babies!
Is it? Well... you'll have to wait until next update to find out! Muahahaha. *cough*
Anyway, um, I re-did the FLORA FAMILY TREE so it's like the Thayer one. I like it. And ummm, next update may or may not bring generation six, yay! Hope you liked the update!