The Flora Legacy: 5.6
[75 PICTURES, DRAMA, ADULT SITUATIONS]
So, I know its been a long time since I updated this legacy, and I apologize. I had half an update done, when the Flora's borked and the neighborhood screwed up. It took me forever to fix, but I finally rescued them and got them into a new, safe house. And now I come with an update! In case you've forgotten:
PREVIOUSLY on the Flora Legacy, Hyacinth turned out to be a secret assassin who was out to get Mandrake, who peed his pants a lot. Um, and stuff happened? Sorry it was a long time ago! Oh, um, Mandrake was gay and Hyacinth grew up gorgeous.
Mandrake decides to start off this update by giving Hydrangea a noogie. We might suppose that he's tired of being the kicking bag of one sister, and so will dominate his other sister! It will be the biggest mistake he ever makes. Muahaha...
Hydrangea: How dare you noogie me? I- I- I THROW WATER ON YOU!
Mandrake: Noooo, my beautiful hair!!!
Hydrangea: Ah hah. So his obsession with his looks is a weakness I can exploit!
Mandrake: Huh?
Hydrangea: Did I say that aloud? Nevermind. Look, a spot on your shirt!
Mandrake: WHAT!?!? A spot on my beautifully classic sexy shirt? NOOOOO!
Hydrangea: Hahaha, got your nose! Take THAT you noogie-ing bastard!
Mandrake: OH NO YOU DIDN'T, WOMAN!!!
Mandrake: No one messes with my pristine hair and my sexy-chic clothes!
Hydrangea: HOW DARE YOU SLAP A WOMAN! *slaps back*
Hydrangea: Waaaaah, his stinging hand has made me cryyyyy.
Hydrangea: And I hate him for it.
Andrea: BOOOOOO YOU NON-ELECTROCUTED BITCH!
Hydrangea: AHHHHHH!
Mandrake: Hah. Awesome.
Hydrangea: First my stupid brother and then being scared by my dead great-grandfather's dead wife's ghost? My life sucks. I MUST MAKE SOMEONE ELSE SUFFER MORE!
Hydrangea: OI, you flouncy little noogier. I attack you!
Mandrake: O.O *pees pants*
Hydrangea: Put 'em up, put 'em up!
Mandrake: HAH!
Mandrake: Holy crap, I WON? *eyes spin out of control*
Andrea: Haha, she totally got beat, that was awesome.
In other news, F'nor is still pretty awesome.
It's the next morning, and of course Hydrangea has not yet forgiven Mandrake for, er, giving her a noogie and such. In fact, she wanders right into his room as soon as she wakes up to glare down at him.
Hydrangea: I will get you, mark my words.
Mandrake decides to bypass his sister and head straight to the computer.
Mandrake: If I sit here and pretend to be busy, she won't get me!
Hydrangea: Oh I will SOOO get you. I'm so mad I've impaled myself on this door!
Mandrake: She's glaring at me, isn't she?
Hydrangea: ATTAAAAACK!
Mandrake: O.O *pees pants*
Datura: HI DAUGHTER! *waves*
Datura: Oh God, not his pretty face!
Hydrangea: OWIE, my butt!
Mandrake: I won again? No way!
Mandrake: And then I was all POW POW! POW POW! And I totally won!
Hydrangea: I will drown my sorrows in my math homework.
Oh really now? Well we can work with that.
Hyacinth: Matchmaker matchmaker, make me a match, especially one that I don't have to kill and- ooooh, shiny!
Hyacinth: OOOOH, SHINY!!!!
It's Moon Galaxy, she was in last update as a kid. I'm not looking to breed in more alien genes, but she's definitely pretty enough to just be a girlfriend. (Besides... *cough* Her father is Jack, who is technically Hyacinth's great-great-grandfather or something. Ew. *cough*)
Ah, I love the smell of splooping hearts in the morning, don't you?
Also, shy sims flirting is adorable.
Yup, still adorable.
Hyacinth: D-did you know that I- I know 10 ways to kill a man with my big toe?
Moon: Oh, how romantic!
"And they called it Puppy Love..."
It's a splooping explosion of hearts!
Cute, though.
Well hey, will you look at that. One of the kids is straight!
The next day, this cutie walks by, so I send Hydrangea out to check him out.
She runs out in her underwear and proceeds to barf all over the place. Apparently, he is not to her taste.
So I use my special summoning bush skills to call up this yummy morsel. He's got red hair, which is her turn on, so she's bound to think he's-
Hydrangea: Eh, whatever.
Moon: She really needs to lower her standards.
shoefleesims: I agree.
Red-Haired Boy: BOOOOOOOOOBIES.
Unfortunately, we have no time to see if Hydrangea appreciates his come-ons, because it was at this point that their lot borked and I had to do a lot of fixing and move them into a new house. Here is their new home, it is actually the Kensington House which was designed by my husband and I. Er, Datura picked the colors.
First floor!
Second floor! (That's Datura and F'nor's room in the front right.)
And the cemetary, of course.
Hydrangea: DID YOU JUST LOOK AT ME FUNNY?!? RAWR!
Mandrake: O.O *pees pants*
Hydrangea: I believe I can flllyyyyy.
Hydrangea: This isn't going to be pleasant, is it?
shoefleesims: Nope.
Mandrake: I don't know how I keep winning, but this is awesome.
Hydrangea: That's it. I won't take this anymore. I will not lose another fight to that noogie-giving-weenie!!!
Suddenly, a song swells up from out of nowhere...
Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive.
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight.
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival.
Hyacinth: Well, this is interesting.
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night.
Hyacinth: Eh, maybe not.
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger.
So while Hydrangea does her slow-speed montage workout with inspirational music, the rest of the family SMUSTLES!
Badly.
Hyacinth: I may look like I'm dancing, but I'm really plotting all the ways I can kill you with a toothpick.
Hydrangea worked out all day, until the sun set. And then she was ready.
Hydrangea: It's Hydrangea, bitch.
Mandrake: HO' SHIT!!!! O.O *pees pants*
Hydrangea: RAWR I EAT YOUR SHOULDER!!!
Wait- What? YES!!! GO HYDRANGEA WOOOOOO!
Hydrangea: Damn straight. That's how I ROLL.
shoefleesims: *pumps fist in air*
Mandrake: *sniffle* My life suuuuuucks.
Hyacinth: Wait! Ah. I sense balance has been restored to the force.
Datura: Wooo, Mandrake, it's your birthday! And right after you lost a fight to your sister, how awesome!
Mandrake: Shut up, Mom. Man my life sucks.
Mandrake: Omigod, am I suposed to feel this tingling in my pants?
Mandrake: *POOF* What the hell am I wearing?
Mandrake: Oh who cares, I look fierce!
Mandrake: Who am I kidding? I lost a fight to one sister and my other sister knows 100 ways to kill me with a dull spork! My life SUUUUUUUUCKS.
Mandrake isn't heir, so...
Hydrangea: Bye Loser. Die Loser.
Mandrake: Well there's one good thing about getting away from all these people. At least I won't have to worry about being killed every second of the da- wait. Is that- EEEK!
Hyacinth: Wherever you go, Mandrake, I'll find you. And I know 38 ways to kill a man with a shoe.
That's it! Hope you enjoyed it! Oh and if you can't tell, Hyacinth is so heir. XD