[oo9] entry

[shockabitch]

I would like to announce to this poor excuse for a medical facility that it is my birthday.

Please stop whatever you're doing and pay a-fucking-ttention to me.

Please and thank you!

Comments

[switching_on]

[shockabitch]

Well aren't you a clever little shit? That was much more intelligent than fucking Puddle over there.

[switching_on]

Glittertext is loads of fun.

[shockabitch]

Nice and faggy, just like you love.

[switching_on]

[shockabitch]

Know who else would be 50 around now? Your mother. And shall we talk about what a charming lady she is?

Really you two should go for another swim sometime, I bet you could work out all of those problems.

[twohands_revy]

So........you want me to get you a hooker?

[shockabitch]

No, we've got Demyx for that. But you're thoughtful.

[twohands_revy]

But you don't know where he's been.

[shockabitch]

Well I've got a good idea, not saying he was a clean hooker, but still a hooker.

Just sign a waver before you touch it.

[hollowine]

I wonder how long it will be until your face starts scaring the male population away instead of your personality.

[shockabitch]

I figure if I still look 14 at 24 I'd say I've got plenty of time before that happens. But I appreciate the concern.

[hollowine]

I'd hardly call it concern. More like morbid curiosity.

[shockabitch]

Oh well I'll be sure to keep you updated, Muffin.

[shockabitch]

Well thank you. I think I'm doing alright, considering.

[shockabitch]

I am trembling with excitement, I love surprises.