[oo9] entry

[shockabitch]

I would like to announce to this poor excuse for a medical facility that it is my birthday.

Please stop whatever you're doing and pay a-fucking-ttention to me.

Please and thank you!

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[switching_on]

[shockabitch]

Well aren't you a clever little shit? That was much more intelligent than fucking Puddle over there.

[switching_on]

Glittertext is loads of fun.

[shockabitch]

Nice and faggy, just like you love.

[switching_on]

I may be a fag, but I resent the 'nice' comment.

[shockabitch]

Oh I'm sorry, didn't mean to overstep my borders there.

Besides, I don't see you much as the glitter and rainbows fag.

[switching_on]

Oh? Are there different types of fag?

[shockabitch]

Obviously. You've got Demyx, who's a total woman and cries over fucking Finding Nemo and there's you who I can't see could say no to some kind of hard fucking in a library or something.

But what the fuck do I know, you would know better, wouldn't you? Fag and all.

[switching_on]

Fagology is an interesting subject, I must admit.

What about losing one's virginity in a maid dress? Got an analysis for that one, doctor?

[shockabitch]

It's taken years of dating queers to figure this out, I assure you. Makes me wonder if all of that was my fault. I should write a book.

I am goddamn impressed Roxas. I would suppose it would depend on who's idea the dress was. Either way that requires some kind heavy influence from the fag part of one's brain to plan that one out, regardless of who's idea it was. So I'd say, you're certified queer. So for that other little boy you've got in your brain, well I can't speak for him.

[switching_on]

It was mine. Bithday surprise for a certain someone.

He's in love with Namine, the little girl. And he hardly even knows what sex is. Axel tells me how freaked out he gets when Axel touches him and stuff, thinking it's me. Quite a pain in the ass.

[shockabitch]

Oh that's really very cute Roxas. You're so thoughtful.

Oh that's a hassle. You're a saint for dealing with that bullshit. Axel is just batty about you, the other one should just get used to it. Besides, from the sounds of things, everyone likes you better than that other one. Just get rid of him, or, whatever. Hell I don't know how this shit works.