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[shockabitch]

I would like to announce to this poor excuse for a medical facility that it is my birthday.

Please stop whatever you're doing and pay a-fucking-ttention to me.

Please and thank you!

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[switching_on]

[shockabitch]

Know who else would be 50 around now? Your mother. And shall we talk about what a charming lady she is?

Really you two should go for another swim sometime, I bet you could work out all of those problems.

[shockabitch]

Oh still a sore subject? Is she still crazy and wished she'd killed you? Or did she get over that whole episode?

I hear being a mother is really hard work.

[shockabitch]

Why would I lie about something like that? Your mother is a simply charming lady. Too bad she screamed at me and destroyed her living room to get me out. Really, she's a wonderful woman to bring the girl friend home to.

Oh, Puddle, what would she think if she knew you were a fag?

[shockabitch]

She's a psycho Demyx. And you think I'm a fucking monster. Look at your mother.

I wonder if it's genetic.

[shockabitch]

Didn't she once try to burn your house down? Do I remember that incident correctly?

[shockabitch]

No no, please continue, I want to have my facts straight!

[shockabitch]

Oh wait, she cracked the watermain, that's right. She tried to drown you out. AGAIN!