My (real) brother is lame

[shishibutt]

So, if I was to say... murder Kei-nii and hide his body what would be the best way to go about not getting caught?

Edit: Does anyone on here want to eat/kidnap/torture my brother?

Edit 2: Seriously. If you want him you can have him. I don't mind. He probably tastes lame, though.

Edit 3: My brother is EPIC LAME! AND he has bad taste in music!

Comments

[mysunnieswin]

Depends on where the body is at the time of murder.

[shishibutt]

Probably here at my house.

[mysunnieswin]

And where is the said house located? The surroundings can make all the difference~

[shishibutt]

...In a neighborhood of similar houses?

[empressarcana]

Killing is wrong.

[shishibutt]

No, calling your little brother a "little fag" and insulting his WONDERFUL boyfriend is wrong. AND LAME.

[empressarcana]

It's called teasing. Don't big brothers do that all the time?

[shishibutt]

IT'S WORSE THAN TEASING! HE'S LAME!

[for_thebinding]

You could burn it, but the human body burns at an extremely high temperature. Still, it would be the safest way to prevent anything... unfortunate from happening.

[shishibutt]

Damn. Looks like murdering him is out of the picture, if just because covering up the murder is near impossible.

[for_thebinding]

Why do you want to kill him?

[shishibutt]

Because he's lame.

[im_nota_slave]

You could feed him to one of the weird people on here. I'm sure there are plenty of monster-things that would love an easy meal.

[shishibutt]

Good idea!

[ring_thebells]

Mentioning it in a public forum is a good way to get caught. Besides, after Death, there are still...channels.

Your best option would be to simply forgo murder altogether.

[shishibutt]

I only said if I DID murder him, not that I was going to. If something happens to him it's not my fault.

[ring_thebells]

Should something happen and people grow suspicious of you, though, you can't exactly blame them.

[shishibutt]

Oh well. I can live with that.