My (real) brother is lame

[shishibutt]

So, if I was to say... murder Kei-nii and hide his body what would be the best way to go about not getting caught?

Edit: Does anyone on here want to eat/kidnap/torture my brother?

Edit 2: Seriously. If you want him you can have him. I don't mind. He probably tastes lame, though.

Edit 3: My brother is EPIC LAME! AND he has bad taste in music!

Comments

[not_shishibutt]

What are you planning to do to me, Ryou?

[shishibutt]

kjxhglskdjfhglkdjsglkjdsfglj

WHY ARE YOU HERE!? LAME! I'M TELLING MOM!

[not_shishibutt]

It's the internet, Ryou. Mom won't care if I'm on.

[shishibutt]

SHE'LL CARE THAT YOU'RE BOTHERING ME!

[ikyuunyuu_k0n]

Shishido-san...I don't think killing is a good way to solve the problem...

[shishibutt]

He called you "that tall homo", Choutarou! I can't forgive him!

[ikyuunyuu_k0n]

...

That's still no reason to kill him.

[shishibutt]

Yes it is.

[disattatchment]

How much are you willing to pay.

[shishibutt]

...How much do you charge?

[disattatchment]

You want me to dispose of the body as well, right.

[shishibutt]

Yeah, preferably.

[4chantroll]

u shld put him in a grv lol ヘ(^_^ヘ)(ノ^_^)ノ

[shishibutt]

Huh?

[4chantroll]

lst plce 2 l00k 4 bdy = sm1 els's grve（￣ー￣）ニヤリ

[shishibutt]

Type so I can understand you!

[ttlynotzacefron]

Now, I'm sure there are ways to solve this situation without murder.

[shishibutt]

Name one.

[ttlynotzacefron]

Well, when you get angry, he is obtaining a desired reaction -a rise out of you. The solution to extinguish this behavior is taking a way the reinforcement -in other words, if you ignore him, he'll stop.

[shishibutt]

I don't believe you.