My (real) brother is lame

[shishibutt]

So, if I was to say... murder Kei-nii and hide his body what would be the best way to go about not getting caught?

Edit: Does anyone on here want to eat/kidnap/torture my brother?

Edit 2: Seriously. If you want him you can have him. I don't mind. He probably tastes lame, though.

Edit 3: My brother is EPIC LAME! AND he has bad taste in music!

Comments

[aurumpotestas]

Eliminating all evidence would be a wise idea.

[shishibutt]

I'm not killing him anymore.

[aurumpotestas]

Ah. Probably for the best. Murder is never easy to conceal.

[bananas_an]

You Hyoutei people are a bloodthirsty lot.

[shishibutt]

Kei-nii insulted Choutarou. I just want him to learn his lesson! Calling my boyfriend a "homo" is lame!

[bananas_an]

It was lame, but if you kill everyone you think is lame, there wouldn't be anyone left. ^_^

Do what I do to mine when he's being a poopyhead: starch his shorts.

Was Ohtori-kun upset?

[shishibutt]

...That idea isn't doable, as I never even go near the laundry. Mom always does it. I can put itching powder in his bed, though.

Choutarou was upset, but he still won't let me kill him. He's too nice for his own good. I love him so much kjdfkjhljkhkjefg