My (real) brother is lame

[shishibutt]

So, if I was to say... murder Kei-nii and hide his body what would be the best way to go about not getting caught?

Edit: Does anyone on here want to eat/kidnap/torture my brother?

Edit 2: Seriously. If you want him you can have him. I don't mind. He probably tastes lame, though.

Edit 3: My brother is EPIC LAME! AND he has bad taste in music!

Comments

[mysunnieswin]

Depends on where the body is at the time of murder.

[shishibutt]

Probably here at my house.

[mysunnieswin]

And where is the said house located? The surroundings can make all the difference~

[shishibutt]

...In a neighborhood of similar houses?

[mysunnieswin]

Well, in that case, gardens would be the safe way to go.

Unless you don't have a garden. Or have prying neighbours. Then it'd be best to go about it in the confines of your house. Say, do you mind it getting a little messy?

[shishibutt]

...My parents would notice if I dug a Kei-nii size hole in the garden. And they would DEFINITELY notice the smell of decomp. Thanks anyway, though.

[mysunnieswin]

I wasn't talking about hiding the body in the house. That would be ridiculous.

[shishibutt]

...My parents would notice the blood spatter from cutting him into little pieces too.

[mysunnieswin]

Not if you do it in the bathroom~

Why do you want to kill him anyway?

[shishibutt]

That's an idea.

Because he's lame.

[mysunnieswin]

Very easy if you think about it.

How so?

[shishibutt]

He just IS.

[mysunnieswin]

Very well.