Yuletide Yearning

[shipshapeshipco]

Lo, ears of my dears, you know me as a man of distinctive taste and dedicated responsibility upon these dashing decks. I am particularly proud of my patented strolls; Witnessing just one of my "bountiful bounders" is certain to inject into you an overwhelming sense of well-being, as if the angels themselves suddenly chose to stroke your hair, call

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[oblique_wisdom]

In terms of "strolls", is it to say that you're being literal? Or is it rather that you speak in enigmatic metaphors and riddles? Like Captain Redd, I think it most accurate to simply say that you are but a mad man, and one with method to his insanity, if not entertainment at the very least.

[You know, Samuel, you are one of Sheik's favorite people, even if he only understands half of what you say.]

[shipshapeshipco]

I suppose I could be literal and metaphorical, in that I have physically walked through the land of the abstract; or perhaps I meandered metaphorically through the world of waking truth. Either way it is safe to assume that I have been literally acting, metaphorically speaking.

Or have I been acting literal for the sake of metaphor? Now I've forgotten.

[Sammy loves you too, Sheik. At least someone else will play his mind-games. <3]

[oblique_wisdom]

[Sheik's eyebrows furrow. This guy is such a strange man. He, like many of the insane, have method to the madness, and the Sheikah is always intent on finding out exactly what that method may be.]

Only you know what it is you do. It's silly to ask others something only you should know. Unless of course, you find it amusing to determine exactly what it is others think of your queer antics.