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4th Wall is the best wall of all
Ahh, the scent of continuity shattering in the breeze! It awakens and bolsters my spirit, much in the way a subspace rift heals the wounds of the faithless child.
I have no idea what any of that means, by the way. -
Spin the bottle Solitaire
Am I teetering off my porch or have I been further from the spotlight than a speck of spackle over the last few weeks? Frankly I'm astonished the paparazzo haven't come with flashbulbs powdered, knowing full-well that even a single nice shot of my jawline could be the triumph of their short and as-of-yet uncertain careers ( Read more... ) -
A Testament to Musical Entertainment [video]
[Behold, Samuel, in his video debut! If you manage to see through the unsteady shaking of the comm, you'll notice that Sam's hat (a flat straw number today) is menacingly low over his brow. This is serious. Samuel reports!]Greetings from Ten-and-Two-Sevens upon Four, the eye of the Elegante. As the keystone culture-man on board, it is my duty to ( Read more... ) -
Empty heart, rainy day
A briny mist is just what I needed! I miss the spitter-spatter of the summer showers already, and they've only been gone for little more than a fort-minute. We could always make use of a pleasant, cleansing deluge on these dusty decks- where men are apt to leave behind a trail of masculinity- a waft here, a dribble there, you know ( Read more... ) -
Return to Splendor
And upon my triumphant return to the boat, I carry no baggage with me beyond that which I had to begin with; for my most valuable souvenirs are those that nest themselves in the mind's eye. My snow globe shall be the image of Kage, his shoulders adorned and glistening, declaring victory in the name of his beloved captain and all his loyal men ( Read more... ) -
A Perfect Existence
Life has never made quite this much sense.
[Samuel can be seen at Crustacean Cove on lobster-back, wearing a "My Captain ported at Isle Des Saphir and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt, nibbling a heaping cone of Oyster-sauce ice cream ( Read more... ) -
Cannot Divide By Zero [Open Commentlog]
[A true gentleman is never neglectful of his form, oh no. He must keep himself spry. That was the reasoning behind Samuel's daily stroll- a chance to hone important skills such as cane-twirling, hat-tipping, door-opening, and even the occasional kerchief-wave is not a thing to waste ( Read more... ) -
Rustle Rustle Sing A Song
Ahh, there's nothing quite like the triumphant trill of the pre-spring breeze as it rushes past your ear! Though I must admit an awkward ambivalence to this particular wind. I seem to recall it asking me to romp in the grass, free as a fair-weather. Now all these puffles want me to do is listen to their whimpers for relief- and they refuse to offer ( Read more... ) -
[Fourth Wall Day]
A fluffy feeling is preferable to an icky inkling any day. Don't you agree? -
Lost, or A Rat in a Hat makes a Craze of the Maze
My word, there seems to be a mortar-maze here on Deck four-and-ten. I do believe I will try the trudge. If anyone would like equal parts good company and grand adventure, find your way to my side!
Post Scriptum: For future reference, one should probably display excitement and invite companions to traverse the maze shortly before entering, instead ( Read more... )