"Maybe you should buy yourself some word of the day tissue. That way you can wipe your ass with common sense ( Read more... )

"Those are brave men at our door. Let's go kill them ( Read more... )

"We are all works in progress forever. At least those of us worth the oxygen we use...the ones who don't want to improve can go to hell ( Read more... )

"I was the one doing all the work while he at the juice bar kissing on Kimberly ( Read more... )

How Are You
How are you?
They form the question casually on their lip, it only takes a second to let the inquiry slip.
Can’t you hear my voice? Why can’t you tell?
What do I have to do to make the world see, I’m no longer in here, that I’m no longer me?
We walk through our day to day as some sort of shell, each of us hiding our own personal hell. ( Read more... )

 “Just out of curiosity, why'd y'all use regular plates if we have all these paper plates?”
- Me
“Cuz I feel like washing them."
- David
“*looks up from his PSP* Good answer.
- Kyle

The world is an interesting place for THOUSANDS of reasons. People do different things and live different lives. It's strange in its own right.
What brought this on? This ( Read more... )