"So, this morning 2 of my work children (Long story, don't ask) asked me what it means to be a human dildo...
1. Obviously I'm not raising them right
2. My reply was: Uh, that means you're just a body. You gets no cuddles, no snuggles, no eggs in the morning, no bacon, no milk, no juice... You gets nothing but the fuck out
3. People gotta learn to
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