Twilight! 3

[shinga]

Missed the beginning? Start here!

TWILIGHT

CHAPTER THREE

SNOW: *is everywhere*

BELLA: GODDAMMIT. Oh well, Charlie’s not here and I can revel in the aloneness of being lonely.

READERS: LOL WHAT.

Comments

[infensusr30]

SCHOOL: Yay hi!

BELLA: Yay!

CAR: I KEEL U NOW, BITCH.

BELLA: OHSHI--

EDWARD: I SAVE YOU.

*can't stop laughing*

[veriverbium]

"I said good day!"

Bella = Fez. AWESOME.

[highd]

Do you mean Fez from Ron and Fez?

[veriverbium]

I mean Fez from That 70's Show.

noooo

[veriverbium]

Nah I'm pretty sure it's Fez from That 70's Show

[anonymous]

"Is there going to be a point to this book?"

I was asking myself that right up until the ending of the epilogue.
No such luck.

[anonymous]

Scary thing, Bella's dreams about Bella Cullen? Realized but as a BAND- The Bella Cullen Project... there is a FAN BAND who writes FAN *songs* ... they're on Myspace and scare me

[amyrat151]

::shiver:: That sounds hella creepy.
But thank you! I wonder why and the hell Bella got upset and embrassed at EMTs doing their job, and then her father for calling her mother about the accident. Like he would honestly not tell her.
What the hell is wrong with that girl?

[demonessmoga]

Think about it: One of those girls who think their lives suck, but it actually doesnt, and that they're "too cool" for their parents. Which I find sad. I know a FEW people like that, and, shamefully, they're related to me.

[chosen0112]

OMFG your icon is HILARIOUS!

[likkledibbun]

EDWARD’S TEETH: *are brilliant*

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EDWARD: Bitch I saved your life, I don’t owe you shit.

BELLA: Don’t bring logic into this!

LOGIC: :( I’m never here...

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Wow, you're just, hilarious.
I love your writing style. XD