Sheri --

[adjective]:

Like in nature to a human dildo

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

I'd like to send a shout-out to the Viewpoint coaches for putting a quick end to the embarrassment that was our softball game yesterday. Once they instructed their players to "swing at anything" our girls were able to quickly field the ball and end the inning. Coming in off the field our girls were so excited. "Offy, did you see that? We were ( Read more... )

I called it. I pegged it. I expected it. But I am still let down ( Read more... )

Slowly but surely I am adding all my photos to my Flickr site.

You can check them out here.

Though it's already well into spring, I officially did my yearly spring cleaning this morning. Now all I want to do is sit on my couch and enjoy it, but that doesn't sound as much fun as drinking at my neighbors party for free, so the couch-napping will have to wait until tomorrow.

* * *Despite having to pay Uncle Sam over $3000 ( Read more... )

When I was in fourth grade, I somehow got involved with these two older, bad-ass fifth-graders. We would ride our bikes around the neighborhood and break into houses that were up for sale. People always leave weird shit behind, and we would take the shit and play with it, along with spending hours in these vacant homes doing whatever it is that ( Read more... )

I must think I am 19 again. For the last two weeks I have been going out on school nights, drinking way too much, and trying to see how little I can pay while doing all of it ( Read more... )

God bless the gay neighbors for reconnecting their wireless internet so that I can swipe it for my own personal use.


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I wonder if I still know what to write in this thing. I ask myself, "have I had any strange reactions to meds? Or done something recently that I regret? Or done anything particularly lj worthly about which to speak ( Read more... )

Well, I f*ed that one up. Whoops.

You Should Get a PhD in Liberal Arts (like political science, literature, or philosophy)
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