so i have to produce a mere 1500 words on the matter of either a)security or b)human knowledge as it relates to the theoretical stylings of thucydides and plato ( Read more... )

i know three people in my courses who are 1-3 yrs younger than me and getting married in the near future. i know its my own fault for sticking around the den of shitty companionship known as ubc for longer than recommended by health professionals, but shite. youth is wasted on the young, etc ( Read more... )

i was piss drunk right out of the fucking gate, drunk enough to care about the canucks hockey on the radio. the chief benefit of living at home is being able to make swamp water wine coolers (disgusting, as was the homemade swill posing as wine) as pre-drinking under the guise of teaching your 15-yr-old brother how to make swamp so potent and vile ( Read more... )

we all knew that it would be october 10, 2006. that my mom would have served in her capacity as head bitch legal civil servant for the requisite 10 years before her term expired and due to canadas ridiculousness she would have a pension that was a comfortable living wage despite being but 51 yrs old. there is so much wrong with this system but im ( Read more... )

even though i am overtly religious in that i openly reference catholicism and anticipate a degree of familiarity (because of imperialism on many ends - i. recognizing those bitches did get around and ii. the chauvinism im engaging in by expecting this familiarity and iii. the quite present critique of christianity in popular discourse in europe and ( Read more... )

my sister, a friend, and i all agree that dr winthrop-young is an impossibly sexy bitch. at first i thought it was just the sultry course material of modern german lit combined with his accent and impeccable public speaking skills that was just causing a fog of disembodied sexy to envelop the classroom for three hours every thursday evening. but ( Read more... )

so the old layout i picked for aesthetic reasons (film photography pretty, language pretty) and ive rejected it because i fucking do not accept what it might have implied about me or the idea of aingeness ( Read more... )

please show me things on the internet that are not.

has writing in this cocksucker eljay solved any problems of mine? no. but the posts, they entertain sasha. he likes to sit at his computer like some kind of sadist watching me idly pick at the sutures and engage in some casual mutilatory futility. and his support of this endeavour isnt even as evil as it sounds. he just finds the self- ( Read more... )

if you told my 'im so cool because im into these bands' 18-yr-old self that id hear snow patrol on z95.3 one day id probably laugh. and thats just what happened today.

so im listening to shitty britpop from 2nd yr that reminds me of chainsmoking at burger king with melda in montreal.