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Thought Exercise
I decided to make one of those thought surveys that Kelly is always posting. No one ever reads my answers because Kelly is my only active friend on LJ anyway.
Come up with five song lyrics that triggered much deeper implications in your head, most likely way beyond what the musician intended.
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This is My Brother Showing Humility
I was watching my brother play a Beta multiplayer deathmatch game and he says,
"I am too good for these noobs."
"What?"
"No really, I'm not actually that good, but the game went from a closed beta to an open beta and the skill level dropped. I feel like I'm... like I'm smashing kittens or something."
"OH GOD THATS TERRIBLE"Yeah that's what I'm ( Read more... ) -
I AM AL SHARP-TON
Al Sharpton may talk funny, but if this were a medieval world, I would suspect him of being a wizard. If you look at this pic:
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Keep Shooting Yourself in the Foot
It's funny that the gradual bleeding of Democratic blue into Virginia combined with their crazy ass Republican governor is changing it into a battleground state. The Republicans can keep shooting themselves in the foot, while the liberals prefer some reasonable gun control. -
Virginia We Need to Talk
The same person thinking it is okay for the government to force an eight inch probe into a rape victim's private area to so they can take pictures of the fetus in an attempt to get said rape victim to reconsider aborting the baby, does not get to call government health-care reform "government sponsored economic rape". -
Voltaire
Voltaire's Land of the Dead sounds like it should be a song for a Disney villain. I was thinking it was a such shame that it wasn't, and then I found this:
Although I would still love to see Voltaire do some voice acting. -
Silent Hill
If Silent Hill Revelation follows Silent Hill 3's plot, Sean Bean will have a chance to die in yet another movie. -
Cash for Caulkers
Me: There is like only an inch of caulk in here.
Kristen & Steve: *Snicker*
(After opening a fresh tube of caulk and pumping the gun once)
Kristen: The caulk is still coming!
Me: Yeah, every time some one pulls out the caulk everybody laughs for the next three days. -
Strange Dream
I had a dream where I was in this swamp where the water was made of bright blue suds. Wherever you touched the water you got leaches latching on to you. I fell in the water and had to pull a bunch of leaches off myself. I traveled to a more "normal" waterway that was just a regular greenish color. But then I saw that I missed a bunch on my neck. I ( Read more... )
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