My LiveJournal SitcomBringing Up goats (FOX, 5:00): Sheep01 (Elvis Presley) takes taylor23q (Bill Bixby)'s neice on a date and ends up necking. Then, oddgirl27 (Lucille Ball) tells onesidealicia (Laurence Olivier) about Scientology. Later that day, mattnanimous (Sal Mineo) and tallahassee (Ian Holm) find a lost dog at an empty warehouse. The next ( Read more... )

*bangs head on desk*

What the fuck is wrong with me?

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There are only 3 people in this world that can verbally hurt me until the point that I cry ( Read more... )

A group of people came to the store I work at. Two black males and two black females. One male and one female came into the store. They were arguing about something. I couldn't quite hear them. I heard the male say something like, "Don't worry about his shit. He can take care of it." I had no idea what that meant, but I didn't worry about. People ( Read more... )

Okay... My job sucks...

Jim (my boss) previously told me that I was going to be able to have the 15th of August (today) off. It's James and my two year anniversary and we had everything planned. BUT... Since Jonathan in on vacation, I have to work 2-10 today. That's right. I have to do a turn-around. I am going to be tired as fuck. Luckily, I don' ( Read more... )

Harry Potter Search and Replace.

An IRC Conversation where "JonJonB" does a search and replace on a page of harry potter, he replaces the word "wand" with "wang". It sure sound like a pornographic story to me.

*He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.*

I am a complete idiot....

I hate being me... *bangs head on desk* I HATE ME!!!

Deep inside I have a lot of pain that won't go away. I know things... I wish I didn't know them, but I do. To let go of that information would probably completely destroy my life. But, to keep it inside kills me everyday. I sit in my own misery wondering what it would be like if I let it go... and if I kept it with me for the rest of my life. I ( Read more... )