If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken ( Read more... )

Qwest just called me to ask me if my legal name was Princess FancyPants. Stupid phone company. I wanted to make it into the phone book. I got woken up at 7 this morning for a fucking fire drill too. I think this calls for some straws of honey. I think I might go down there later. I also need to go renew my game informer subscription ( Read more... )

Well today has been weird. I set aside the entire day just to work things out with my bank now that I have my tax returns. They are trying to say that I still havn't paid off a 2 year old debt, which is impossible since I had to pay it off to open the account that I owe to. Anyways, after 2 hours spent there I convinced them to let me open up a ( Read more... )

Mmmm... Doesn't that sound delicious? A nice shot of nacho cheese to chase that shot of tequila? Heh, well a few people were trying them the other night. This is why we shouldn't combine pot and alcohol ( Read more... )

I am having the weirdest night. My brother comes over cause he wanted to kick it and I was giving him a little grocery money. My roommate gets home about an hour later and they decide we need pizza. She also broght over these two 18 yr olds. I offered to get the girl water, and I guess we had freaked her out cause she decided we had druged her ( Read more... )

Boys... I don't understand them anymore. Actually, lets just go with I don't understand people in general cause girls are totally fucking nuts. The roommate especially. I had a talk with her yesterday though, and now I think she gets me. What is so hard to understand about the fact that I don't want to hang out with people I squated with or ( Read more... )

And Jessie insisted on taking the test as well while she was drunk. She is...


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So I'm up at my aunt and uncles. We had chinese food for dinner. Something about a tradition that started because of the movie "A Christmas Story." Anyways I got a fortune cookie, and it said "You have remarkable power which you are not using." I think that may just be a fancy way of saying you are a lazy slacker. Shrugs. Probably right.

Jes

Oh, and in other news, Dennis is a


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What is up with all of these Shorewood girls that don't masturbate. I just noticed that it seems to be going around. I dunno, I like a nice porn with a little masturbation before I go to bed. I just couldn't imagine not now. Weird. Randy, how about a masturbation revolution?

Jes