God called - he wants you to get off his world, thanks.

The Metro had a nice mocking piece about this site (wikipedia for the crazies), but I do fear that pointing out the site will attract more readers who actually believe this drivel ( Read more... )

Yesterday, exactly two weeks after first hearing that my grandma had had her second stroke, I finished off my great (where the value of great is equal to pretty shitty) fortnight by having an argument in the street with a Big Issue Vendor. Yes, I yelled at a homeless man. Icing on the cake, that ( Read more... )

I always thought that Simon Amstel was a little unfair, always picking on Fearne Cotton and accusing her of being a talentless moron ( Read more... )

Lemony Snickers's"The serious of Most Unfortunate Events"

Anyone who writes the above has no place setting questions in a movie quiz. Really. In fact, they barely have a right to existence on the internet.

You utter arse.

You made the funny man have to go away.

Twat.

I just demonstrated great self-control.

There was a comment on lordoftherings stating how no one should write Tolkien fanfic. The commenter displayed an impressive lack of proper grammar and punctuation. And missplelled Tolkien. Once I am willing to regard as a typo -G-d knows I make them. However, type 'Tolkein' every time and you lose the right to comment on ( Read more... )

Dear lord, if someone's trying to sell a load of stuff on ebay you'd think they'd take the time to spell what they're offering correctly ( Read more... )

I was just shat on by a bloody pigeon!

Went to the library in my lunch break, when returning I was within sight of my office's back door when: PLOP!

On my jumper and on my very nice skirt.

So I was rained on on my way to the library and pooped on on my way back. Maybe I shouldn't have bothered with books today.

Muppet ( Read more... )

This is a rant. Consider yourselves warned.

( You're leaving then? That is a shame. Bye bye )