Oooh I enjoyed making those up so much that am now going to be the first to answer them. Go me being a dork!
Prime Minister Howard is doing a door knock in your street, trying to get your vote. What do you do? I gleefully wait for him to come to my door, all the while preparing just what I'm going to say to him and how I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind about what a backwards, conservative shit bag he is who doesn't have a clue what the Australian people want and doesn't give a shit about future generations, and that his little ploys to give a fuck whenever elections come up are pretty damn transparent ... and then when he comes to the door I probably freak and just politely nod and smile.
Pauline Hanson and David Oldfield had sex. True or false? That woman is seriously delusional.
You've just made yourself a nice big bowl of cereal, added a good tablespoon of sugar, thrown out the empty box, open the fridge. Fuck! No milk! What next? Eat them dry, with a big glass of water for whenever they get stuck in my throat.
Yes. Yes I did. Lol, I just wanted some interaction during the day. I'm now going to go watch the Robin of Sherwood dvds I got my Mum for her birthday. Woot the dorky!
Oh, lol, I forgot .. you probably haven't heard about Pauline's tell-all book and how she claims her and Oldfield had sex. Oldfield is not a happy camper and is in some serious Clinton-esque damage control.
Prime Minister Howard is doing a door knock in your street, trying to get your vote. What do you do? Hand him a walking frame and tell him to enjoy his retirement.
Pauline Hanson and David Oldfield had sex. True or false? False. She's not from this planet and is possibly asexual.
You've just made yourself a nice big bowl of cereal, added a good tablespoon of sugar, thrown out the empty box, open the fridge. Fuck! No milk! What next? Yoghurt? If no, chuck it all some tuppaware and have toast.
A woman at the petrol station leaves her car to go pay for the petrol. You glance in her car and notice there's a baby in it's carseat in her car. Do you go in gun's blazing and attack this woman, politely tell her it's actually illegal to do that, or mind your own damn business - it's only two minutes, afterall. Is the petrol station on fire? I got left in the car all the time when I was a kid and I turned out ok, and I'm reasonably normal, and I'm still alive.
I use little tiny scissors designed for baby nails (they have rounded tips) on Eduardo. We tried using clippers when he was born (he was born with long fingernails ... not freaky vampire long, but definitely long enough to scratch at his face), and nipped his little fingertip by accident. Gave up on nail clippers after that!
I think that's Oldfield, yes. She wrote a tell-all, claiming to have had sex with him.
Lol, dunno about Samurai being sexier. You don't get a proper view of what their hair was actually like in Last Samurai ... they shaved the front/middle bit of the hair away, so they all looked like they had tragic receding hairlines! It's so gross!
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Prime Minister Howard is doing a door knock in your street, trying to get your vote. What do you do?
I gleefully wait for him to come to my door, all the while preparing just what I'm going to say to him and how I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind about what a backwards, conservative shit bag he is who doesn't have a clue what the Australian people want and doesn't give a shit about future generations, and that his little ploys to give a fuck whenever elections come up are pretty damn transparent ... and then when he comes to the door I probably freak and just politely nod and smile.
Pauline Hanson and David Oldfield had sex. True or false?
That woman is seriously delusional.
You've just made yourself a nice big bowl of cereal, added a good tablespoon of sugar, thrown out the empty box, open the fridge. Fuck! No milk! What next? Eat them dry, with a big glass of water for whenever they get stuck in my throat.
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Hand him a walking frame and tell him to enjoy his retirement.
Pauline Hanson and David Oldfield had sex. True or false?
False. She's not from this planet and is possibly asexual.
You've just made yourself a nice big bowl of cereal, added a good tablespoon of sugar, thrown out the empty box, open the fridge. Fuck! No milk! What next?
Yoghurt? If no, chuck it all some tuppaware and have toast.
A woman at the petrol station leaves her car to go pay for the petrol. You glance in her car and notice there's a baby in it's carseat in her car. Do you go in gun's blazing and attack this woman, politely tell her it's actually illegal to do that, or mind your own damn business - it's only two minutes, afterall.
Is the petrol station on fire?
I got left in the car all the time when I was a kid and I turned out ok, and I'm reasonably normal, and I'm still alive.
Vegemite is:
Is not as good as promite.
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Haha, loved that response to Howard doorknocking.
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Lol, dunno about Samurai being sexier. You don't get a proper view of what their hair was actually like in Last Samurai ... they shaved the front/middle bit of the hair away, so they all looked like they had tragic receding hairlines! It's so gross!
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