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Ooooh randomness. You are just so deliciousy random.
Prime Minister Howard is doing a door knock in your street, trying to get your vote. What do you do?
Pauline Hanson and David Oldfield had sex. True or false?
You've just made yourself a nice big bowl of cereal, added a good tablespoon of sugar, thrown out the empty box, open the fridge. Fuck! No milk! What next?
A woman at the petrol station leaves her car to go pay for the petrol. You glance in her car and notice there's a baby in it's carseat in her car. Do you go in gun's blazing and attack this woman, politely tell her it's actually illegal to do that, or mind your own damn business - it's only two minutes, afterall.
Vegemite is:
100 Samurai and 100 Vikings meet on a flat grassy field at midday, weapons ready. Who wins?
Fight for your country or shoot yourself in the foot?
Fight in another country's war or shoot yourself in the foot?
Bruises:
Stop and take 1000 photos, or just enjoy the moment for what it is?
Cupcake or muffin?
Was the Black Death the result of bubonic plague or something else?
What's worse: getting your heart broken, or being the heartbreaker?
Did you know that the best way to keep a babies nails short is to just bite them off?
Prime Minister Howard is doing a door knock in your street, trying to get your vote. What do you do?
Pauline Hanson and David Oldfield had sex. True or false?
You've just made yourself a nice big bowl of cereal, added a good tablespoon of sugar, thrown out the empty box, open the fridge. Fuck! No milk! What next?
A woman at the petrol station leaves her car to go pay for the petrol. You glance in her car and notice there's a baby in it's carseat in her car. Do you go in gun's blazing and attack this woman, politely tell her it's actually illegal to do that, or mind your own damn business - it's only two minutes, afterall.
Vegemite is:
100 Samurai and 100 Vikings meet on a flat grassy field at midday, weapons ready. Who wins?
Fight for your country or shoot yourself in the foot?
Fight in another country's war or shoot yourself in the foot?
Bruises:
Stop and take 1000 photos, or just enjoy the moment for what it is?
Cupcake or muffin?
Was the Black Death the result of bubonic plague or something else?
What's worse: getting your heart broken, or being the heartbreaker?
Did you know that the best way to keep a babies nails short is to just bite them off?