i figured since the last time i updated this thing was 84 weeks ago according to the little calendar majig, it was about time to make a triumphant return to livejournal. although my triumphant return will involve reproducing something i had on my myspace, which i also update rarely. ill try to be better about it. scouts honor. (wtf?) so for the ( Read more... )

this is me bord. what follows is a list, if you will, of randomness...right ( Read more... )

you know what i cant stand? your sitting at a stoplight, minding your own business, and then suddenly, some whore bitch driving some sort of large SUV pulls up next to you, listening to something shitty, really fuckin loud. now, you know they didnt buy this monstrosity of a vehicle, their parents got it for them, to try and make themselves feel ( Read more... )

apparently blues traveler's ability to make good music is directly proportional to john poppers fat ass. when he was a fat fuck, they made good music. now that hes skinny, they suck. i think it was the gastric bypass surgery that did them in. for every pound he lost, he also lost the ability to make anything good. this should be a lesson kids ( Read more... )

im going to attempt a review of X3 later.

Your results:
You are Darth Vader
Darth Vader
74%
Lando Calrissian
71%
Emperor Palpatine
68%
Han Solo
67%
Count Dooku
66%
Darth Maul
66%
Boba Fett
65%
Luke Skywalker
64%
Jar Jar Binks
61%
Anakin Skywalker
61%

Acting angry and scary has gotten
you where you are today.
Sure you dress cool,
but do you have any friends?
There may still be ( Read more... )

So I've come to a few conclusions this evening. Possibly life-altering conclusions. I've got my fingers crossed, and I'm just hopin I'm not pissin' into the wind.

If any of you would be able to get me Fergie, from the black eyed peas, ill work 100 hrs a week for the rest of my life to support you. i just saw the "my humps" video, and i swears to christ, my butthole jizzed.

Dear World,
It's been a long time comin, but I'm going to bend you over, and pee in your butt.

dont look at me ( Read more... )