i got the blues...traveler
apparently blues traveler's ability to make good music is directly proportional to john poppers fat ass. when he was a fat fuck, they made good music. now that hes skinny, they suck. i think it was the gastric bypass surgery that did them in. for every pound he lost, he also lost the ability to make anything good. this should be a lesson kids. when you lose weight, you might look prettier, but youll be fuckin dumb. so you might at well stay hefty, otherwise everything that comes out of your head will be shit.