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sharpememory

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Feb 15, 2011 20:39

[Sounding slightly amused, but still stern.] Dear patrons. I'm disappointed to say that a certain item has gone missing from one of our passengers. If you've seen a stray notebook containing yellow legal paper, I firmly suggest that you return it to the library. No questions asked, of course ( Read more... )

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[Filter] sharpememory February 15 2011, 10:03:57 UTC

Excellent. It was getting to a really interesting place. Boats exploding, missing girls. Riveting stuff.

Oh, you know how it is. The passangers are never happy, are they?

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[Filter] sharpememory February 15 2011, 10:33:44 UTC

There's nothing wrong with a bit of drama.

No, no one's complained. Nothing like how they acted towards you. But at the end of the day, even that was fairly harmless. [HOPEFULLY.]

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Gloves filter - He likes gloves, they make him look like a punkish evil magician minion flashy_magic February 15 2011, 12:16:43 UTC

...staff meeting?

Gloves filter - And they could help with his tricks! :D sharpememory February 15 2011, 12:21:41 UTC

Or drinks. Whatever we're calling it now, yeah?

Gloves filter - He has no clue what he's talking about, but he's not going to bother asking flashy_magic February 15 2011, 22:41:45 UTC

Yeah. Drinks.

Gloves filter - Everyone loves drinks. :D sharpememory February 15 2011, 23:35:13 UTC

Excellent.

Awesome Fashion Filter stopthat_destro February 15 2011, 13:20:09 UTC

Why do you assume I'm staff?

Awesome Fashion Filter sharpememory February 15 2011, 13:31:19 UTC

Oh, no. Have you gotten sick of the cruise's theme already? Or are you just shy?

Awesome Fashion Filter stopthat_destro February 15 2011, 13:33:21 UTC

Shy? [JUST HUNGOVER. He blinks.] I've been sick of the 'cruise' for quite some time.

Awesome Fashion Filter sharpememory February 15 2011, 13:35:37 UTC

I can understand that. I don't see the appeal myself, unless there are ladies involved. That said, you could just get off at the next port. That's in, what, a week? [Random guesses? What could go wrong!]

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buywithme February 15 2011, 15:17:41 UTC

Uh, Excuse me, Comrade? Is this a joke?

sharpememory February 15 2011, 23:37:01 UTC

[Boggling at the 'comrade' bit on the inside.] It's horrible, but I'm afraid not. Sometimes things really do go missing on trips like this.

SO MANY PROBLEMS, BARRON. buywithme February 15 2011, 23:59:57 UTC

Your whole post is confusing. Why are you calling us patrons? Do you work for the Admiral?

[Pause]

And who's lost a notepad, and why didn't they post about it?

OH PREFECT. DOES NOT COMPUTE. sharpememory February 16 2011, 00:07:04 UTC

You haven't been wearing gloves, have you? [Prefect = OBVIOUSLY WORKED.] Because seriously. Look around you. We're on a cruise, yeah? That makes you a passanger, also known as a patron.

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[Gloves Filter] lol @ this guy scarletweapon February 15 2011, 19:19:55 UTC

What is a staff meeting?

[Gloves Filter] :D sharpememory February 15 2011, 23:38:30 UTC

[Laughs.] You're always such a joker.

[Gloves Filter] scarletweapon February 15 2011, 23:39:19 UTC

Do we know each other?

[Gloves Filter] sharpememory February 15 2011, 23:42:36 UTC

We've run into each other once or twice. You don't remember?

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