[Sounding slightly amused, but still stern.] Dear patrons. I'm disappointed to say that a certain item has gone missing from one of our passengers. If you've seen a stray notebook containing yellow legal paper, I firmly suggest that you return it to the library. No questions asked, of course
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[Pause]
And who's lost a notepad, and why didn't they post about it?
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[Did he read something about people wearing gloves recently? Something important maybe? Like an inmate file? NAH PROBABLY NOT.]
Anyway, Comrade, this isn't a cruise, it's a prison ship. I'm guessing you're new on board?
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No, I've been here a while. And yeah, I heard about the prison ship thing. All just part of this no gloves roleplay thing, isn't it?
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Are you sure? Because I have been here for a while, and I don't think we've ever met.
[Pause]
Wait, no gloves... roleplay? What are you talking about?
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You've been worked, I think. You should talk to a doctor.
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[WAIT. GLOVES. WORKED. PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER, PREFECT!]
Oh! Comrade! Uh, is your name by any chance...
[Shuffle, shuffle, rustling of paper:]
...Barron Sharpe?
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Yeah, that's me. And you are...?
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[Rustle rustle, la la la, this is a pretty good file I'm enjoying here.]
Many crimes, of a wide variety back on your own world! Here, together, you and I will work towards redeeming you of your past actions, addressing the reasons why you felt compelled to be evil, and looking at how you could live your life without being evil in the future!
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Is this supposed to be some kind of joke? Did Philip put you up to this? Or Zacharov?
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Neither Philip nor Zacharov are here, Brother, nor have I ever met either of them.
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And can I have this 'file' back? Taking my stuff is not a good thing to do. [He thinks that this file is his journal.]
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If this were a game, it would be one based around the single least attractive scenario someone could possibly concoct, and no one would willingly participate in it.
[Pause.]
However, if you wish to see your file and verify that it doesn't fit the description of your notebook, then I can accommodate you?
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[Have a pause.] Yeah, we should do that. I want to see this 'file'. [He's starting to think you're working for the government, Prefect.]
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