Comments | sharpememory: [1] - [Voice]

sharpememory

[1] - [Voice]

Feb 15, 2011 20:39

[Sounding slightly amused, but still stern.] Dear patrons. I'm disappointed to say that a certain item has gone missing from one of our passengers. If you've seen a stray notebook containing yellow legal paper, I firmly suggest that you return it to the library. No questions asked, of course ( Read more... )

marks, post full of lies, assumed memory loss, notebooks are necessary, staff member, blatant lies, con, yes but no, i so know what's going on

Leave a comment

Back to all threads

Awesome Fashion Filter stopthat_destro February 15 2011, 13:20:09 UTC

Why do you assume I'm staff?

Awesome Fashion Filter sharpememory February 15 2011, 13:31:19 UTC

Oh, no. Have you gotten sick of the cruise's theme already? Or are you just shy?

Awesome Fashion Filter stopthat_destro February 15 2011, 13:33:21 UTC

Shy? [JUST HUNGOVER. He blinks.] I've been sick of the 'cruise' for quite some time.

Awesome Fashion Filter sharpememory February 15 2011, 13:35:37 UTC

I can understand that. I don't see the appeal myself, unless there are ladies involved. That said, you could just get off at the next port. That's in, what, a week? [Random guesses? What could go wrong!]

Awesome Fashion Filter stopthat_destro February 15 2011, 13:51:29 UTC

Yes, because no inmate's ever tried that before. Tempting as it is, I'm afraid I'll have to pass on the escape attempt.

Awesome Fashion Filter sharpememory February 15 2011, 13:53:17 UTC

[Alarm bells are going off. Inmate? Escape attempts?]

So you'll be getting off at the end of the trip, then?

Awesome Fashion Filter stopthat_destro February 15 2011, 14:02:53 UTC

Assuming there is an end?

Awesome Fashion Filter sharpememory February 15 2011, 14:05:52 UTC

Ha, you're a funny guy. [GETTING VERY CONCERNED.]

Back to all threads

Leave a comment