Hey-ohh ( Read more... )

During middle school, there was a guy who routinely made fun of me due to my weight. Last semester, I was remembering some dirt about an old friend of mine and one of his friends. I instantly felt the itch to facebook stalk this guy who was present at so many hellish moments during my middle school years. But, horror of horrors! I wasn't friends ( Read more... )

I met this guy about five weeks ago. We had lunch together and have been texting constantly (something my friend refers to as "The Texting Madness") ever since. However, there seems to be no desire on his part to see me again even though I have suggested things like, "We should DO something!" and "Ooh! Art gallery opening! Let's go laugh at it ( Read more... )

For someone who loves smoochin' as much as I do, how is it that I have the most boring lurrve life out of everybody I know?

To Whom It May Concern ( Read more... )

I have a crush! Not only is he unmarried and unattached to some girl back in New York, but he has been described as both a "cool dude" and a "womanizer ( Read more... )

Thanks to the magical world of facebook, I have discovered that the Rising Sophomore is actually in a relationship. Which seems to put me on a fast track to homewrecking if I didn't, you know, have morals. Instead, I have discovered I can redirect my make-out frustration to a greater purpose: inappropriately touching* my fellow ad staffers, aka ( Read more... )

Reason I'm Horrible, Bad, and Nasty: I assert my independence ( Read more... )

Dinner sans Mother proved uplifting: "We need to get you a proper job while you're at Interlochen. I don't think living at home is the best situation ( Read more... )

My father keeps referring to "Mackinaw Island" as Mackinac and it's irritating me to no end. I once read this incredibly sappy poem or story about an oyster that managed to obtain a grain of sand and, hoooo boy, was this oyster annoyed. However, instead of bashing his oyster self against a piece of coral or particularly jagged chunk of rock, he ( Read more... )