Videogame Update

[shaddex]

I finally broke down and bought Guitar Hero. And SO glad I did. That game is damn addicting. It's all the Squid's fault. He addicted me to the game by me watching him and Carly play yesterday while we were over there.

In other amusing as hell news, if you haven't seen this moron go on and on about why the DS sucks, watch this video - The DS

Comments

That's not a rant. THIS is a rant:

[pathogen_squid]

Wow, that video hurt me deep inside. Not because I disagree with his blatantly ignorant opinion, but because ranting is an art form, and he's pissing all over it. This man's only useful skills involve fitting both of his man-tits in his mouth at the same time. He also has the esteemed neckbeard of a 26-year-old virgin, and I'm wondering how much dirt and excrement it could absorb if you used his bloated greasy head as a mop. His stuttering candor would indicate that he's high on something, probably a combination of DXM and the blissful afterglow that only incestuous fornication can provide. Were it not for GameFAQs and his tiny website, he'd have no reason for living. Our only hope for the future of the world is that his genitals are forcibly removed by some elaborate means involving a Ford F-150 with a trailer hitch and about fifty feet of piano wire. His reasoning skills are so feeble that he often has difficulty convincing his dick that he needs to go to the bathroom, and thus is incapable of using the men's room without third-

"It's a fact, look it up" pt 1

[shortmann]

"Not inovative at all" Bullshit, it's the only dual screen/ touch screen system. It's like the Wii, pushing the boundries of gaming and changing the video game market completley. Go to Japan, the DS is the king of all consoles (handheld or not) over there

It's a fact, look it up" pt 2

[shortmann]

"You can hook up a PSP to a TV." And you can also hook up a DS, a Gameboy, a Gameboy Advance, and a gamegear up to a TV too. What's your point

Re: It's a fact, look it up" pt 2

[pathogen_squid]

Now see, you missed the point because the video is only twelve minutes long and that must have taken you an hour to type. That's the same reason I didn't do a review of Ultraviolet -- I could not articulate how much I hated, nay, loathed the movie in less than the 90 minutes it took to watch it. His data is obviously wrong, but that's not the point -- the point is that he was trying to be funny and failed miserably. Either way, thank you for saving me time in posting the factual errors.

By the way, what's it like living on the corner of PSP Avenue and No Games For This Fucking System Boulevard?

;-P luvs