Supplemental Education by liketheriver (kidfic challenge)

[liketheriverrun]

Title: Supplemental Education
Category: gen humor team 
Word Count: ~3,000
Rating: T
Characters: Pretty much everyone.
Spoilers: None really
A/N: Because evidently I had a potty mouth from a very young age and my own children apparently inherited that from me.  Thanks as always to Koschka for the beta. Also, this is set about six to eight months in

Comments

[scifigeek72]

As a mom I have to say I agree with Teyla...but alas..there is nothing cuter then a toddler saying dammit as my daughter often does....and I can't help break down laughing lol.

[liketheriverrun]

Thanks! Yes, as a mom I have to agree with you there and am unfortunately to blame myself. I remember when my son was about 4 we were running late and he was being incredibly slow and grumpy and his baby sister was whining and I finally had enough and demanded, "Just get in the goddamn car!" to which he replied, "Then open my goddamn door!" And all you can think is, yeah, okay, I deserved that. *G*

[half_elf_lost]

Hmmmmm...this all sounds so sounds familiar. Like when the time we heard a shriek from the kitchen and ran in to find my youngest standing there with an empty plate and tears in his eyes....

"Honey, what happened?!"

"The FUCKING DOG ate my doughnut!"

Forget any disapproval....the rest of us laughed so hard we couldn't talk.

[liketheriverrun]

One of my friends was telling her husband about something at work and said it was so stupid and her four year old daughter informed her, "Mommy,teacher says you don't say stupid and you don't say fuck." She said, "That's right, sweetie, we don't say those word." Then they waited until she left the room and laughed until they cried. *G*

[astridv]

His entire vocabulary was limited to a handful of words and now that was one of them.

*giggles* I was laughing all the way through the story.

[liketheriverrun]

Thanks so very much! I so glad you got a good laugh today. *G*

[accidentalfan]

Oh that was just lovely. The boys are *so* going to pay for it. (But it sounds like the sex may make up for the bad words.) I was chuckling through pretty much the whole thing.

[liketheriverrun]

Thanks so much! And adult time can make up for almost anything when it comes to your kids behavior. *G*

[spacedmonkey]

Love it. Coming from my class of autistic spectrum kids who have decided that screaming "OH FUCK OFF" is hysterically funny this week, this gave me glee.

[liketheriverrun]

Well, as much as I have to agree with your class.... *G* I suppose it isn't what you're aiming for at the end of the day. Thanks so very much!

[less_star]

BWAH! Poor Teyla. And oh, team!

[liketheriverrun]

Thanks so much! And sometimes being as close as family has it's downside. *G*