Supplemental Education by liketheriver (kidfic challenge)

[liketheriverrun]

Title: Supplemental Education
Category: gen humor team 
Word Count: ~3,000
Rating: T
Characters: Pretty much everyone.
Spoilers: None really
A/N: Because evidently I had a potty mouth from a very young age and my own children apparently inherited that from me.  Thanks as always to Koschka for the beta. Also, this is set about six to eight months in

Comments

[elementalv]

Poor Teyla. I sympathize, but I really have to agree with the guys on this one.

[snickers]

[liketheriverrun]

Given the people inhabiting Atlantis and the men Torren is around, I can't imagine him *not* having a bit of potty mouth. *G* Thanks so much!

[silver_galaxy]

Very funny :)

And I love Teyla's dilemma, great sex or having a son who can swear before he can form a sentence!

[liketheriverrun]

Thanks! As sad as it is, that is often the dilema faced by new mothers desperate for a little adult time. *G*

[danceswithgary]

Too funny! *wipes tears from eyes*

[liketheriverrun]

So glad you enjoyed it. Thanks!

[docfred]

That was F***king hilarious. Poor Teyla but what else would you expect with leaving Torren with the 3 boys. I like how McKay sees it as an affinity for languages.

[liketheriverrun]

Having been faced with this situation myself, you really do have to find a way to spin it to your advantage. My kid is a genius! Look how quickly he learns new words! *G* Thanks so much!

[gracesullivan]

This was hilarious!

I still remember the look on my cousin's face when her 18 month old said 'F you!' to one of his brothers. Appropriately, too, as his older brother was being a bit of a pain.

[liketheriverrun]

Thanks! My 3 year old grumbled 'fucking baby' one day when I told him he needed to be quiet so his baby sister could sleep. When I told my husband, he just snickered. So, this fic comes from my own personal experiences. *G*