Vue Cinemas: Dolby, Dolby, give me your answer do...

Sep 10, 2006 20:48

Something a little light hearted for the weekend.. enjoy! :) Oi Vue ( Read more... )

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corai September 11 2006, 09:53:12 UTC
I'm afraid Mr Merrington-Head I am forced to diagree with your Post Scriptoral note regarding the 'Vue presentation skit'. It is my least enjoyable part of a cinema going experience. As Vue's world dominance continues and I find myself hard pushed to locate a moving picture house which does not bare the three lettered crest of Vue cinemas, I am forced to endure this animation each and vevery time I wish to avial myself of the motion picture arts. I am curious, however, as to where Vue located the piece of music which accompanies this skit, and wehther they tested it on animals to discern if said aural symphony resulted in extreme violence, as I can assure you that this is the effect it has on my psche. Thrice now, I have been ejected from the theatre for asaulting the nearest person to me, instinctivily, when I was forced to endure this 'skit'. The last time was particularly distressing and I fear the poor child will never see through both eyes again ( ... )

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sister_ray September 11 2006, 11:09:36 UTC
Christoph would not intercap!

Marvellous work again other than that, I miss the 'guess the intro animation' game. Even during that 6 month period where it was always water, I'd still guess temple out of a sense of doomed optimism.

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dead_battery September 12 2006, 18:40:03 UTC
Great letter! It's just worrying that the game actually happened on a regular basis ;) hehe xx

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prozachealsme September 15 2006, 20:27:22 UTC
A-fucking-men

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caramelised September 16 2006, 13:40:13 UTC
I've only ever seen one DTS intro, and while the sound totally rocks the visuals are nothings compared to Dolby! This needs to be rectified as DTS is obviously superior.

I demand a complaint letter!

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