Vue Cinemas: Dolby, Dolby, give me your answer do...

Sep 10, 2006 20:48

Something a little light hearted for the weekend.. enjoy! :) Oi Vue ( Read more... )

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corai September 11 2006, 09:53:12 UTC
I'm afraid Mr Merrington-Head I am forced to diagree with your Post Scriptoral note regarding the 'Vue presentation skit'. It is my least enjoyable part of a cinema going experience. As Vue's world dominance continues and I find myself hard pushed to locate a moving picture house which does not bare the three lettered crest of Vue cinemas, I am forced to endure this animation each and vevery time I wish to avial myself of the motion picture arts. I am curious, however, as to where Vue located the piece of music which accompanies this skit, and wehther they tested it on animals to discern if said aural symphony resulted in extreme violence, as I can assure you that this is the effect it has on my psche. Thrice now, I have been ejected from the theatre for asaulting the nearest person to me, instinctivily, when I was forced to endure this 'skit'. The last time was particularly distressing and I fear the poor child will never see through both eyes again.

But as always, sterling work sir. Were your choir to sing over the window skit I may be more likely to be able to reach the opening credits of the film I have chosen to view.

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