goddamit i'm a cripple! fuck!

oh my god. the femme-o-lition derby was amazing. burlesque on trapeze.
if i don't learn aerial arts soon i will surely explode.
who's up for taking classes with me?

either that or it's haunted by a ghost that's addicted to painkillers ( Read more... )

The stupid dick that lives above me got evicted for being a stupid dick! Hurray for slow but satisfying retribution. Part of me wants to move to his old apartment just to be a bad winner, but I probably won't do that.
He did have a nice yard (see koi fish pond in skullfuck alley post 05/27/05) for Boom to play in though...
Hmmmmmmmmmm...........

I got voted roller derby team captain last night. Hooray!
Now I get this image of myself as the Wicked Witch of the West with my army of roller attack monkeys.
Someday my dream will become a reality.

Sheena: It's not so much technology as it is a guy with wheels attatched to his head."

In reference to that french spiderman guy and the engineer who made himself an all-over roller suit; also in response to my question: If we have this technology avaiable to us, why do we not yet have superheroes?

don't trust anyone who tells you he's an amateur pediatric gynecologist.

(it means he's a pedophile)

and don't get me started on hobbyist proctologists.

so apparently abusing schitzophrenics in the name of god is something done both in the middle ages and in romania ( Read more... )

Circus Peanuts: of God or of the devil?
Discuss.

Me: I'm really intimidated by the kitten in my freezer
Alexis: You have no idea how happy that makes me.