decontextualized quote of the day:

Jun 16, 2005 02:18

Me: I'm really intimidated by the kitten in my freezer
Alexis: You have no idea how happy that makes me.

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nine76dave June 16 2005, 17:31:40 UTC
i really should meet this alexis person.

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sexualinyouendo June 17 2005, 04:34:15 UTC
she kicks ass. unfortunately she, according to her, only dates unemployed losers. sorry dude.
how're the arsonists and pedophiles?

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nine76dave June 18 2005, 01:16:34 UTC
i don't wanna date her, she's like two thousand miles away. she just sounds interesting.

and, in answer to your question, arsony and pedophily. i'm starting to think that some of the staff members here should be clients. god, what fucking morons.

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burymestanding June 18 2005, 05:26:01 UTC

No. You want to date me.

I'm every man's fantasy.

Some of you just haven't accepted that yet.

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burymestanding June 17 2005, 18:58:18 UTC

And pirates.

I think if you're a pirate, you're technically employed.

So, I'm pretty much obligated to make that exception.

On the other hand, I'd only be dating a pirate to network. It could never last.

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