Well, I've never gotten a severance package before.
This is new.
Edit:
More info:
http://www.alleyinsider.com/2007/10/aol-twx-how-to.html I didn't write it, but it was one of my coworkers from my location, that I'm sure of. 25 security guards is a little overblown, though. I think there were 5.
Edit 2:
Aww, Hubby came home on his lunch hour to cheer me up. He's so sweet.