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[serving_love]

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There's something wrong with the oven.

......And the cook top.

ETA: AND the microwave.

ETA: 2 ...And the cappuccino machine.

ETA: 3 ......And the BLENDER.

ETA: 4 AND EVERYTHING. Who the fucking hell messed with my goddamn kitchen??!?!

Comments

[deadgirldropout]

...are you okay, Sanji?

[serving_love]

Oh, fine! Just fine. Thank you for asking, George-san!! Having some trouble finding a kitchen that isn't fucked up today, but I'm fine!!!

[deadgirldropout]

I heard some loud crashes from the kitchen.

[serving_love]

Ahaha...ha... I was just...having some issues! It's fine! Tamaki's kitchen is failing on me, too, but everything is okay!!

[chameleongun]

I hope you can find someone on your ship to get everything repaired.

[serving_love]

YEAH I REALLY FUCKING HOPE SO, TOO.

[chameleongun]

You seem to be having a difficult time of it. On the other hand, Killua seems to have developed a surprising fondness for cooking here...

[serving_love]

Who? Killua?? Well fuck, he might have to fucking teach me or something because apparently I don't know what the fucking HELL I'm doing in my own goddamn galley anymore!!!

[indenturedhost]

Ah...I was told you're using the kitchen over here, Sanji-san. Is everything working all right? Do you need any help at all?

[serving_love]

NO IT'S GOING HORRIBLY.

[serving_love]

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Ah, sorry, Haruhi-chan! My...capslock key got...stuck.

[indenturedhost]

It's all right, Sanji-san. ...This must have something to do with the strangeness that's been affecting people, don't you think?

Ah. Anyway, I'll come down to the kitchen and help out, all right?

[tapdancinskelly]

You know my wiggly chef friend, I might be able to help you since I had to cook for myself for quite some years while I was on my own. I can cook fungus surprise, fungi soup, fungus on a stick, moldy fish surprise, seaweed casserole... and a couple other things you'd find in a ship wreck.

[serving_love]

...Yeah, try cooking in my kitchen and I'll kick your stupid bony ass, Brook. Hell if I'd serve the ladies any of THAT.

[tapdancinskelly]

Okay, have fun starving. I know from experience it's not too fun.

[serving_love]

France, Usopp, and Haruhi-chan are all pitching in with EDIBLE food.

[sandlogia]

MISTER PRINCE~~~~ ♥

[sandlogia]

...I am going to kill something now.

[serving_love]

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[sandlogia]

...What?