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[serving_love]

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There's something wrong with the oven.

......And the cook top.

ETA: AND the microwave.

ETA: 2 ...And the cappuccino machine.

ETA: 3 ......And the BLENDER.

ETA: 4 AND EVERYTHING. Who the fucking hell messed with my goddamn kitchen??!?!

Comments

[come2niichan]

Sanji, dear. People have been losing and gaining abilities. Can you cook anything at all?

[serving_love]

People have--? Whatever. Of course I can cook! Shitty kitchen appliances are just fucking failing on me today.

[come2niichan]

Alright, if you say so~

But please consider that chance. It could have happened. A lot of us have lost important things to us.

[serving_love]

There's no way I'd ever suddenly NOT be able to cook.

ooc: Still has no idea that people are power-swapped including himself :|

[inyourf_ace]

Well you can still come to me.~ I can campfire cook anything we need!

ooc: ALSO HAS NO IDEA. /oblivious

[serving_love]

Fuck, it better not have to come to that. I'm gonna use Tamaki's kitchen first.

ooc: hehe

[inyourf_ace]

Okay!

Let me know if you need me.

[serving_love]

Luffy'll probably let you know first. You'll hear him whining for food any minute now.

[samurai_parfait]

You sure? I made strawberry waffles earlier and everything worked fine. O.o

Maybe the gremlins ARE up to something. >.> Can never trust gremlins.

[serving_love]

...You cooked in my galley? DID YOU FREAKING BREAK EVERYTHING OR SOMETHING??! Shit, THIS is why the kitchen is off-limits to you idiots!!!

[samurai_parfait]

I've cooked in there before. I left it as I found it like I always do.

It's probably the gremlins.

[serving_love]

What the hell are these gremlins you keep talking about??!

[flatlikeawall]

Someone is going to starve to death~

[serving_love]

...Mashiro-san! You commented to me!!

[serving_love]

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No one is going to starve.

[flatlikeawall]

You won't want me to?

I guess that means bye~

[warriorothesea]

EVERYTHING??

...What's wrong with them exactly, if you don't mind me asking?

[serving_love]

I don't KNOW. Didn't you notice?? Nothing I fucking served today came out right!! The oven kept overcooking things, everything was burnt, I tried making drinks for the ladies and the blender like...fucking exploded. Where the hell is Franky, I need him to take a look at all this shit!! OR YOU CAN!

[warriorothesea]

I tried making some toast, and THAT worked fine.

...Sorry for suggesting this, but do you think the problem might actually be with YOU??

Things have been really weird today.

[serving_love]

...Well maybe the toaster is the one thing that's okay!

It's NOT me. There's no way in hell.